Erolyn tells the guild, 'she also saw a bard tank for nearly 30 seconds when everyone else had died /flex'
Erolyn tells the guild, 'I think I just pulled a muscle patting myself on the back'
Charsi tells the guild, 'Ero is lying of course, he really pulled a muscle doing some advanced auto-erotic position'

Norreck tells the guild, 'to the windows, to the walls, till sweat drop down these balls!'
Norreck tells the guild, 'and that was such a bad MT'
Norreck tells the guild, '=P /fs not /gu'
Charsi tells the guild, 'yikes'
Atathus tells the guild, '... Can I see your dorkstamp for a second, Norreck?'
Buvien tells the guild, 'if that is how u foreplay then u really suck dude'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'heh'

Lyrik tells the guild, 'Hey, folks...doesn't this sound comfortable? ...'
Lyrik tells the guild, 'Comfortable Stone Carved Cot'
Norreck tells the guild, 'yes great for the back'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'heheh'
Buvien tells the guild, 'stone carved???'
Filtiky tells the guild, 'thats where you let your mother in law sleep'
You say to your guild, 'hahah'

Elfarran says, 'what do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze? do they dream of mauling zebras, or Hally Berry in her cat woman suit?'
Charsi says, 'getting naughty with piglet'

Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'did Norreck just /ass Erolyn!'
Erolyn tells the guild, 'he certainly did not'
Norreck tells the guild, 'maybe! =P'
Norreck tells the guild, 'cause erolyn you are the guild drag queen'
Bereth tells the guild, 'Norr swings both ways.'
Erolyn tells the guild, 'hey just because I put your girlfriends panties on my head, that doesnt make me a drag queen'
Norreck tells the guild, 'i swing 1 way, women, i was raised by a lesbian, my mom is so i know some stuff about what girls like, wrap that around your brain'
Akalee tells the guild, 'qft ero'
Norreck tells the guild, '/moon'
Erolyn tells the guild, 'Lol Norreck came home one night to find me standing there with his girlfriends panties on my head so she says to him, dont worry about it Norrck he had those there because Ero is a drag queen, and Norreck believed her /grin'

Oniikage tells the guild, 'nothing is better in the morning that a quickie and a cup of coffee afterward'
Irontree tells the guild, 'or when she say can ya just hurry up i'm missin my tv show'
Iyanla tells the guild, 'lol'
Erolyn tells the guild, 'quickies are when the woman goes unconscious at the end of her first orgasm'

You say to your guild, 'Hullo everybody.'
Bereth tells the guild, 'Mornin Tord.'
Renban tells the guild, 'hey tord'
Rocrocs tells the guild, 'hi tord.'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'feeling tired Tord?'
You say to your guild, 'Yeah, a bit'
You say to your guild, 'Probably need a nap before raid, heh'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'probably because you were running through Bereth's mind all night :)'
You say to your guild, 'omg'
Bereth tells the guild, 'I dream about Tord all the time. Moj gets jealous.'
You say to your guild, 'omg!'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'the cat is out of the bag'
You say to your guild, 'I am gonna log off now, lol, I haven't had enough sleep to deal with blushing'
Danille tells the guild, 'hi all'
Bereth tells the guild, 'Morning Dani, dream of me Tord.'
You say to your guild, 'omg no'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, '/stabs Tord!'
You say to your guild, 'ow! dude, wtf !'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'dreaming of Miragul's Vendetta ....... huh Tord?'
Danille tells the guild, 'poor tordail'
You say to your guild, 'YES thank you, poor tordail is right !'
You say to your guild, 'No actually Chirr, I dreamed that I had to chase a polar bear out of Walmart with a harpoon. It was a weird freakin dream. And everybody kept talking about this armadillo for some reason, but I never saw one.'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'probably because Armadillos live in warmer climates than a polar bear'
You say to your guild, 'Finally I got pissed that I couldn't find the armadillo, walked out of the door to Walmart and woke up.'
Rocrocs tells the guild, 'polar bear ate the armadillo'
You say to your guild, 'I'll hang up my spear when they introduce Norrathian Walmart.'
You say to your guild, 'Which, incidentally, may not be far off - those new housing neighborhoods are gonna need strip malls and things.'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'hell with the strip mall, throw in a strip club'
You say to your guild, 'Lol, strip club for 10,000 station cash, dancing girls for 5,000 SC with a year-long subscription? :p'
Woden tells the guild, 'they had then in duke nukem why not EQ '

Cheeta tells the group, 'you are invis FB .. RUN :)'
Fiercebard tells the group, 'cheeta, oh... nice, ur trained finally'
Cheeta tells the group, 'I am to make you happy'
Fiercebard tells the group, 'ok little jap girl'

Aaeanas tells the guild, 'yum yum my nuts came in'
Aaeanas tells the guild, 'that sounded so much better in my head'
Chem tells the guild, '...'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'haha'
Warick tells the guild, 'please don't say nuts, Ero gets excited'
Garibay tells the guild, 'lol'
Verminard tells the guild, 'aa finally became a man'
Chem tells the guild, 'lol'
Rouan tells the guild, 'in just seven days, I can make you a man'

Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'Saiyian went down faster then cheap hooker! '
Charsi tells the guild, 'but not faster than himself'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'set the guinness world record for "Most Bleached Taint"'
Gwendylin tells the guild, '!!!!!!'

Nuttan tells the guild, 'How do you tell that a ranger has been in your house?'
Nuttan tells the guild, 'You come home to find your cat camping his corpse'

You say to your guild, 'Holy freakin god, I get new pants and it looks like i'm not wearing pants'
You say to your guild, 'why does this shit always happen to me 8('
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'because EQ knows something about you thats kind of obvious to the rest of us'
You say to your guild, 'Like what 8('
Veirna tells the guild, 'you dont like to wear pants? '
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'he picked a barbarian because of his skirt fetish :P'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'EQ was helping !'
You say to your guild, '!!!'

Shurely tells the guild, 'I bet fewer guys get hurt riding bulls, than playing Pro football. I enjoyed riding bulls when I was a kid.. I think the bulls liked it too.. '

Mirriah tells the guild, 'norreck u dork'
Norreck tells the guild, 'and wtf am i a dork?'
Dragonprincess tells the guild, 'you are'
Mirriah tells the guild, 'u know why!'
Warick tells the guild, 'well we'd never say it to your face'
Rouan tells the guild, 'Norreck is a whale penis'
Buvien tells the guild, 'u said it I didn't'
Mirriah tells the guild, 'he claims he has one '
Saiyian tells the guild, 'when blue whales need artifical insemination they bring me'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'I get the job done'

Krinkle tells the guild, 'where do i end up if i jump off the side of ak'kabor?'
Jarlax tells the guild, 'at the feet of Inny'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'mcdonalds'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'feet of inny? im going over!'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'bah i cant that sux i miss inny! dear old dad!'
Jarlax tells the guild, 'yea but he is naked and has single target medical lube spell'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'rofl'

Rezenya tells the guild, 'grats norreck on your new toy Chilling Short Staff'
Bugso tells the guild, 'mine is bigger than Norrecks Shieldbearer's Lance'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'o_O'
Norreck tells the guild, 'mine pleases more =P'
Bugso tells the guild, 'they just tell you that to get rid of you'

Verminard tells the guild, 'norreck doesnt want the government to know he had a sex change'

You say to your guild, 'Does anyone need a Shaman ?'
Tucas tells the guild, 'how's your ass?'
You say to your guild, 'O.o'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'o_O'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'that sounded wrong on so many levels'
Tucas tells the guild, 'i spanked him a lot last night!'
You say to your guild, 'omg *blush'
Rezenya tells the guild, '100 times'
Akashaa tells the guild, 'oh my. What happened to your ass Tordail?'
Filtiky tells the guild, 'and thats any better?'
Tucas tells the guild, 'in front of everyone. I just want to make sure it's doesn't hurt too much?'
Tucas tells you, '/winks'
You say to your guild, 'How come we're talking about my ass 8( it's ok'
Tucas tells the guild, 'what do you have against your ass?'
You say to your guild, 'um'
Klarity tells the guild, 'probably your hand, tucas'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'yer hand?'
You say to your guild, 'omg'
Tucas tells the guild, 'lmfao'
Tucas tells the guild, 'not what i ment lol'
Fuloo tells the guild, 'beat him some more mistress i was just starting to enjoy it'
You say to your guild, '*searches for the /camp button'
Tucas tells the guild, '/takes a screenshot'
You say to your guild, ';('
You say to your guild, 'Does anyone need a shaman ;('
Tucas tells the guild, 'can i spank you?'
You say to your guild, 'NO omg'

Jarlax tells the guild, 'you guys know what i hate more than anything ?'
Aabacus tells the guild, 'inny haters?'
Norreck tells the guild, 'no weed?'
Oogolx tells the guild, 'spillin bong water'
Fragtar tells the guild, 'paladins rideing there unicorns the wrong way'
Norreck tells the guild, 'LMAO!'

Barnabus tells the guild, 'OMG I SO messed up'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'shoulda wore a condom?'

Charsi tells the guild, 'well Favre came back in overtime, thats the only one I watch'
Norreck tells the guild, 'farve is a chicken and goat humper'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'goats are very tame'
Norreck tells the guild, 'and "horny" i hear'
Maidu tells the guild, 'farve farve farve... i like him but man. o man...'
Charsi tells the guild, 'Favre is a hard mfer. You're that age and you play with a gimp foot and busted chin? Say what you want, but that man is hard as a coffin nail'
Gextor tells the guild, 'Yea, and a lotta heart'
Verminard tells the guild, 'wth giants gonna be up 21 nothing and only been like 3 mins'
Norreck tells the guild, 'LMAO farve is soft, his chin got cut so he went to hospital for stitches....pussy'
Gextor tells the guild, 'yeah'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'lol'
Wirestromm tells the guild, 'he is a drama queen'
Norreck tells the guild, 'cut me open, give me some superglue and duct tape, good as new'
Artallen tells the guild, 'other than the fact that he's played in like 300 straight games'
Charsi tells the guild, 'yeah you get to 40+ and go out and get hit by 350lb kids for 3 hours with a busted foot and chin then you call me and tell me how hard you are Norreck 8P'
Norreck tells the guild, 'hes still a douche'
You say to your guild, 'He needs to decide if he's staying retired or not'
Artallen tells the guild, 'And numerous injuries'
Verminard tells the guild, 'hey farve does goos considering he old and has osteoperosis'
Norreck tells the guild, 'lol 1st off, i wouldnt be that dumb, id throw the damn ball'
Norreck tells the guild, 'i think he likes gettin dry humped by 400lb sweaty guys'
Norreck tells the guild, 'or maybe wet if they sweaty'
Norreck tells the guild, 'dunno sounds like legal prison secks to me'