Random Fucked Up Shit 21

Drukorx tells the guild, 'anyone use a cleric or need help on anything'
Xircom tells the guild, 'come to carpet drux'
Drukorx tells the guild, 'ok ill head there'
Danille tells the guild, 'wow Zircom called Druk out on the carpet!'
Janis tells the guild, 'LOL'
Xircom tells the guild, 'WHO ??? ..l..'
Drukorx tells the guild, 'im a carpet abuser from way back'
Danille tells the guild, 'not that kind of carpet!'
Drukorx tells the guild, 'oh ...'
Janis tells the guild, 'oh THAT's what that rash on yer forhead was!'
Drukorx tells the guild, 'i been know to nap on carpets too..'
Xircom tells the guild, 'rug burn'
Janis tells the guild, ':X'



You tell your party, 'I feel sexy.'
You tell your party, 'I'm just saying.'
Xaghash tells the group, 'lol thanks for sharing'
You tell your party, 'Sure, sure, anything for my fans'
Yamakahn tells the group, 'ok back from vomitting after reading that'
Mojokag tells the group, 'you look Mahvelous'
Xaghash tells the group, 'hey keep me alive and I will agree with most anything'



You tell (CL chat):1, 'lol i totally tiger'd my group out of sheer habit )'
You tell (CL chat):1, '<-- fail'
Charsi tells (CL chat):1, 'wow I read that wrong'
Renon tells (CL chat):1, 'you saw fingered too?'
Charsi tells (CL chat):1, 'lol yeah'
Renon tells (CL chat):1, 'LOL <3'
Charsi tells (CL chat):1, 'I was like, "You WHAT?!?!"'
Diadustt tells (CL chat):1, 'eww tord thats not right'
You tell (CL chat):1, 'you both like being fingered, so shut up'
Renon tells (CL chat):1, 'i thought i was the only one'



Saiyian tells the raid, 'pretend the goos are my baby batter.... you don't wanna step in it, trust me'
Zantog tells the raid, 'some things just cant be unread'
Saiyian tells the raid, 'honestly, you don't wanna even get close to it'
Saiyian tells the raid, 'smells like fermunda'



You tell sishaman:2, 'haha i just had someone ask for "Shaman Unity" lmao'
Sydena tells sishaman:2, '/giggle - because there's another kind??'
You tell sishaman:2, 'i guess lol ) i was like ... for "Shaman" Unity, please press 1 ... for BST Focus, please press 2 ... all other callers, please remain on the line'



While watching Truklin kiting:
Laotzu tells (CL chat):1, 'there's something oddly disturbing about watching a ton of npc's chasing a rabbit =x'
Ariar tells (CL chat):1, 'hahaha'
You tell (CL chat):1, 'lol'
Atathus tells (CL chat):1, 'I can hear it now... "Come here little bunny! I just wanna pet cha! GOD DAMMIT BUNNY, STOP RUNNING AWAY"'



Writter tells the group, 'today was warm, sunny, and I itch all over'
Zantog tells the group, 'lol'
Zantog tells the group, '3 leaves stay away'
Writter tells the group, 'crashed my mountain bike into a huge patch of poison oak last week and it is killling me now'
Writter tells the group, 'even have it on my face and junk'
Writter tells the group, 'and itchy junk sucks!'
Tord's note: Shut up. Just because he left guild after having a hissy fit like 10 minutes into his trial period doesn't mean I can't be a dick and make fun of him!



After some idiot trained the raid:
Leighah tells the raid, 'Zantog got the license plate of the train that hit the few of us earlier, so we can file a report'



In Which Charsi "Maybe" Gets Called a Nazi Bull Dyke:
You say to your guild, 'I think Hograt LD'
You say to your guild, 'nm )'
Charsi tells the guild, 'no just switchin sides 8P'
Leighah tells the guild, 'he's a switch hitter?'
Charsi tells the guild, 'warriors are an equal oportunity class regardless of sex or sexual orientation'
Marybarsh tells the guild, 'Hey .... just cuz Hogart is flaming '
You say to your guild, 'That oughta be on your recruitment requirements thread )'
Leighah tells (CL chat):1, 'great, recruit either nazi bulldykes or light in the boots bard like tanks'
Charsi tells (CL chat):1, 'um'
Oniikage tells (CL chat):1, 'lol'
Charsi tells (CL chat):1, 'did you just call me a nazi bull dyke???'
Leighah tells (CL chat):1, 'maybe'



Grittykitty tells the guild, 'i'm down for anything '
Aloisia tells the guild, 'Anything huh gritty? lol'
Grittykitty tells the guild, 'bring it on baby : )'
Grittykitty tells the guild, 'i've had a few drinks and a little naps ..let the games begin : )'
Aloisia tells the guild, 'That just sounds like trouble.'
Charsi tells the guild, 'GK means like, 3 midgets and a jar of peanut butter anything? or like, any zone'



Leighah tells (CL chat):1, 'he talks like he has a cock in his mouth, I can't stand when he speaks'
Leighah tells (CL chat):1, 'uh mt'
You tell (CL chat):1, '!!!!!!!!!!'
Filtiky tells (CL chat):1, 'lol'
Krinkle tells (CL chat):1, 'ROFL!'
Filtiky tells (CL chat):1, 'and you .. nvm... im just gona leave it be'
You tell (CL chat):1, 'haha me too fil, me too'
Leighah tells (CL chat):1, 'there are no cocks in my mouth, there is however a blush on my face'



You tell your party, 'SUPER bad place to VP that mob, Codyy'
Hurachai tells the group, 'rookie vp'er? heheh'
You tell your party, 'he prematurely VP'd, it happens to a lot of guys'

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