Rabidsquirrel tells the guild, 'i wondered about the mandibles, you are feeding me to your crotch ;p'
Tordail's note: Begs the question ... whose crotch was he being fed to?? :-x

Rezenya tells the guild, 'when u guys block buffs it pisses me off , when i use a icky buff to block top slot cuz ur all slackers i cant do that anymore'
Aabacus tells the guild, 'deep breaths rez..i know its hard'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'rofl '
You say to your guild, 'I buff people and if it lands in their top slot, that ain't my problem )'
Danille tells the guild, 'better to put it in the top slot than the bottom one I always say!'
You say to your guild, ':-x'

Begone!
You declined the request to be translocated.
Truklin tells the guild, 'AETL in the Ghall?'
Charsi tells the guild, 'rofl who just AETL'd?'
Aaeanas tells the guild, 'why did someone aetl in guild hall?'
Truklin tells the guild, 'too lazy to run to the door and click'
Pyrenia tells the guild, 'i wanted some alone time'
Truklin tells the guild, '8P'
Ariar tells the guild, 'That TL was only a test. Had it been a real emergency, you would have taken to TL to your bind point. This concludes our test of the TL system beeeeeeeeep'

Lyrik has completed achievement: Slacker.
Atathus thinks Lyrik completed that achievement long before Everquest.
Rezenya gives Tordail a bath cuz hes full of fleas and begs to be cleaned.
Tordail thumps his foot ... just a little.
Rezenya thinks FML.

Submitted by Dandie:
Mehitum tells the group, 'and then cover you in whip cream and lick it off'
Mehitum tells the group, 'Ahhhhh Serious MT there'

Nurmeister says, 'do you know what kind of food diminishes a womans sex drive by 50 pct'
Nurmeister says, 'wedding cake'
Danille says, 'mahahahaha'
Tucas says, 'lol'
Fiercebard says, 'see, the nurmeister knows'
Tucas says, 'her own you mean, going to someone elses makes her feel all romantic and shit'

Charsi tells the guild, 'Aghar, Nurm, Tucas'
Tucas tells the guild, 'sorry! was getting seconds'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'sloppy?'

Saiyian tells the raid, 'just do what I do'
Saiyian tells the raid, 'suck on something'
Norreck tells the raid, 'no comment'
Slickone tells the raid, 'i cant reach it so always looking for volunteers'

Charsi tells the guild, 'we'll go soon as Nurm is back'
Charsi tells the guild, 'hopefully his wittle feets are a pumpin'

You say to your guild, 'Anybody got a trick for getting rid of an ear ache ?'
Pumak tells the guild, 'kick in the crotch'
Rabidsquirrel tells the guild, 'cut the ear off ;p'
Cardinel tells the guild, 'chop off head?'
Sassenach tells the guild, 'blow cigarette smoke in it'
Pumak tells the guild, 'divert the pain'
Fieryshoe tells the guild, 'beer?'
You say to your guild, 'My god, I hope none of you are physicians )'

Charsi tells the guild, 'know how to keep a jackass in suspense?'
Norreck tells the guild, 'toss em a question card'
Rouan says, 'i have no idea how to keep a donkey on edge'
Slickone tells the guild, 'i will tell u tomorrow'
Tucas says, 'not an ass, a jackass'
Chirrok says, 'carrot on a stick over a cliff'
Mojokag tells the guild, 'no why snakes dont have balls?'
Shurely tells the raid, 'tell him the ethics committee is putti9ng him on trial in Sept'
Chirrok says, 'I know why Rou takes his sheep to the edge of a cliff too'
Truklin tells the guild, 'how do you get a retard to leave you alone?'
Truklin tells the guild, 'put him in a round room and tell him to pee in the corner.'
Atathus says, 'He's in a business with Rik?'
Lyrik says, 'I'm goats'
Lyrik says, 'He's sheep'
Atathus says, 'oh right'
Lyrik says, 'Totally different'
Wheremi says, 'baaa'
Atathus says, '... *shudder*'
Rouan says, 'at least I didn't say ratmonkies'
Atathus says, 'How the hell....'
Rouan says, 'you know the rats came off the ship and they raped the little tree monkies, right?'
Lyrik says, 'sumerian rat monkies?'
Mojokag says, 'ooo weee ooo weee ooooo ooo'

Shurely tells the guild, 'Chirrok, the man with a slow hand, and an easy touch.. :)'
Lyrik tells the guild, 'I don't want to know how Shurely knows this'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'funny you should mention that Shur'

Verminard tells the guild, 'clicknar foe ........ those shrooms?'
Norreck tells the guild, 'maybe its a rap song, charms a clicknar foe, hoe!'
Tordail groans at Norreck.
Trayzhur sighs at Norreck.
Fiercebard smacks Norreck.

Rouan says, 'pee now or forever hold your bladder'
Leighah says, 'FB still isn't house broken'
Fiercebard says, 'we're outside, i just found the nearest inanimate object'
Tucas says, 'cut off his balls, maybe that will help? It did with my cats'
Warick says, 'well he is paper trained - I just put the paper in norrecks' boot'
Fiercebard says, 'how DARE you'
Tucas prepares to "fix" FB.
Tucas says, 'here kitty kitty kitty'
Fiercebard says, 'yeah, i fell for that once, never again damnit'
Mojokag says, 'was that the cat or Warick'