Pumak and the Gnome
How it all got started ...

Apophis tells the guild, 'anyone seen Halfpint Brawlers yet on Spike?'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'a little people UFC?'
Apophis tells the guild, 'yes'
Apophis tells the guild, 'may not be politically correct, but man it looked funny'
Eindar tells the guild, 'never seen it, but was sorta obvious :D'
Eindar tells the guild, 'no politicians here, so PC is :P'
Apophis tells the guild, 'i can watch a midget getting kicked in the groin allllll day long'
Danille tells the guild, 'meanie'
Apophis tells the guild, 'i think of gnomes, so it meaks it alright, doesnt it?'
Danille tells the guild, 'of course'
Parthen tells the guild, '/glare'
Apophis tells the guild, 'oops, theres some here tonight'
Atathus tells the guild, '/punt Parthen'
Parthen tells the guild, '<-- angry Gnome'
Olreb tells the guild, 'aren't gnome's cute when they turn red'
Danille tells the guild, 'you can turn them upside down and use them for abiance lighting'
Mojokag tells the guild, 'they got little hands and little seats they wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet'
Jguran tells the guild, 'they got litlle hands, and little eyes. gonna get you with their great big lies...'
Mojokag tells the guild, 'was beginning to wonder if I was really that old'
Apophis tells the guild, 'the funiest gnomes, have a patch of pubic hair atop their forehead, and wear orange robes'
Apophis tells the guild, '/points at Parthen'
Parthen tells the guild, 'your wife likes it ! '
You say to your guild, 'The orange robe, or the pubic hair on your head ?'
You say to your guild, 'Just out of curiosity.'
Atathus tells the guild, 'But yours doesn't! ...'
Apophis tells the guild, 'lol'
Pumak tells the guild, 'if he has pubic hair on his head does that mean he is a testicle?'
Danille tells the guild, 'Thats Parthen? I thought it was a pumpkin illusion'
Truklin tells the guild, 'i believe it does pumak'
You say to your guild, 'More like a gourd, Danille'
You say to your guild, 'Too little to be a pumpkin.'
Pumak tells the guild, 'hehe'
Mojokag tells the guild, 'depends on whose pubic hair it is'
Pumak tells the guild, 'we are bald for the most part..'
Hurachai tells the guild, 'thats easy for me.. his other hair ive seen'
You say to your guild, 'I always thought pubic hair was what an ogre was covered in and that's why they smell so bad.'
You say to your guild, 'One of those EQ urban myth type things, I guess.'
Pumak tells the guild, 'if you look closely enough...our nether regions look like a curly headed gnome'
Mojokag tells the guild, 'so gnomes are ogre penises?'
Pumak tells the guild, 'yes that is correct'
Pumak tells the guild, 'jeebus what a conversation'
Laotzu tells the guild, 'wow. wth did I just log into? =x'
Keebz tells the guild, 'u don't wanna know lao'
You say to your guild, 'Don't ask man. Just don't ask.'
Pumak tells the guild, 'we have come to the conclusion that gnomes are ogre penises..nod'
You say to your guild, 'And ogres are covered in pubic hair, which is why they smell so bad.'
You say to your guild, 'That's about all I got out of it'
Pumak tells the guild, 'that is a vicious lie'
Pumak tells the guild, 'thats a manly musk'
You say to your guild, 'I am told that ogres suffer from SBS (sweaty ball syndrome).'
Raivyn tells the guild, 'LOL'
Dandie tells the guild, 'they arnt the only ones tord'
Truklin tells the guild, 'trolls have it worse'
You say to your guild, 'Is this true ? I bet there's a powder for that.'
Pumak tells the guild, 'yes we have that affliction..smells like unwashed gnome'
Dandie tells the guild, 'sweaty is fine, means either its too hot or your havin fun'
You say to your guild, 'mmhmm *takes notes'
Truklin tells the guild, 'i disagree'
Truklin tells the guild, 'and i think everyone here will agree with me when i say...sweaty ogre's are not fine'
Truklin tells the guild, 'and i view you as a different person for saying that dandie...'
Truklin tells the guild, 'also..if gnomes are ogre penis's....does that mean ogre's have sweaty gnomes in between their legs?'
Pumak tells the guild, 'we do..which explains why we hate them '
Dandie tells the guild, 'dunno if i would want my man to have arms and legs'
Truklin tells the guild, 'understandable'
Dandie tells the guild, 'no matter how small they are'
Truklin tells the guild, 'if the gnome in between my legs was sweaty all the time i would hate them as well'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'sorta like crabs.... .but gnomes...'
Atathus tells the guild, 'So, you have two sets of pubic hair - one over the gnome and one on the gnome?'
Pumak tells the guild, 'im dying lol'
Keebz tells the guild, 'ata'
Pumak tells the guild, 'now you are confusing things'
Truklin tells the guild, 'so if you play with your gnomes..does trhat count as masturbating?'
Raivyn tells the guild, 'only if you sprout a nymph'
You say to your guild, '*a pause while the guild considers this deep question*'
Pumak tells the guild, 'in a way yes'
Dandie tells the guild, 'i would hope so'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'hehe, stroke yer gnomie :D'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'have you stroked YER gnome today?'
Pumak tells the guild, 'we have just invented a new term'
You say to your guild, 'I love you people.'
Truklin tells the guild, 'lol..'
Mojokag tells the guild, 'You show me a child born of masturbation and Ill show you an ugly kid with lots of knuckles'
You say to your guild, '/fuzzy.'
You say to your guild, 'LMAO !'
You say to your guild, 'fuckin' wrong )'
Atathus tells the guild, 'So when you go in for a vasectamy, are you snipping your tube, or the gnomes?'
Pumak tells the guild, 'the tubes..that would be castration if we cut the gnome'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'hmm.. with a gnome it's not pocket POOL anymore.. what does that make it yer playin? :O'
Olreb tells the guild, 'so if oyu get a vasectamy...the term would be...i'm getting my gnome shaved today?'
Filtiky tells the guild, '.... wth... '
You say to your guild, 'LMAO Fil )'
Pumak tells the guild, 'poor fil'
You say to your guild, 'I feel bad for Lao and Fil right now honestly guys )'
You say to your guild, 'Like, imagine logging in to THIS.'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'lmao'
Dandie tells the guild, 'LOL Fil!'
Pumak tells the guild, 'lol'
Truklin tells the guild, 'well...'
Filtiky tells the guild, 'wow... gona go back to watching tv....'
You say to your guild, 'haha fil )'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'lmao, poor Fil'
Truklin tells the guild, 'its to be expected.....'
Truklin tells the guild, 'everday i log in..i mentally prepare my self for what i might see beforehand'



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