Nobody In This Guild Ever Gets Laid

Lyrik tells you, 'If you want to see a 1950's era public education film train wreck look at "sex education for the "trainables"" on Youtube'
You told Lyrik, 'LMAO omg'



Krinkle has a revelation:
Krinkle tells (officer channel), 'you mean i cant have sex while we're raiding?'



Tacostand tells the raid, 'is it just me or would anyone else give up a week of palying EQ to bang margret thatcher? '
Leighah tells the raid, 'uh.. think it's just you'
Fiercebard tells the raid, 'its you'



Nurmeister tells the guild, 'by the way i got complete TSA pat down last night.....it was wonderful'
Charsi tells the guild, 'did you climax?'
Lyrik tells the guild, 'Happy ending?'
Nurmeister tells the guild, 'no just breathing hard'
Nurmeister tells the guild, 'kept telling him he had missed a spot'
Aabacus tells the guild, 'could be the best thign in years fior the auirline industry'
Salya tells the guild, 'geez, I am looking for a sex toy, is it really that easy?'
Norreck tells the guild, 'i made my gf hit a climax,'
Lyrik tells the guild, 'Thank you for that, Norreck =P'
Garibay tells the guild, 'grats norreck'
Aabacus tells the guild, 'feeling lonely? unloved? untouched/ take a flight!'
Norreck tells the guild, 'lol Yw Lyrik'
Leighah tells the guild, 'First time for everything, Nor, grats'
Lyrik tells the guild, 'Did you roleplay that you were a TSA employee?'
Norreck tells the guild, 'wasnt the 1st time lol'
Filtiky tells the guild, 'pics or it didnt happen'
You say to your guild, 'I am now officially traumatized by tonight's raid.'
Leighah tells the guild, 'lol'
Nurmeister says, 'you can tell when norrecks gf climaxes.....she drops her finger nail file'



After we figured out how to get the script started:
Charsi tells the guild, 'thats not a red fungus patch, thats Elfarran's bush'
Norreck tells the guild, 'O.o'
You say to your guild, 'omg lol'
Chempets tells the guild, 'lol'
Norreck tells the guild, 'i guess carpet matches the curtains?'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'how'd you know i have red hair?!'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'oh tord must have a red bush'
Wheremi tells the guild, 'I saw your picture'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'dig around some then charsi maybe you can find Erolyn in there'
You say to your guild, 'how the hell did i get dragged into this ?'
Charsi tells the guild, 'POW'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'i wana know how charsi knows i have red hair..'
Charsi tells the guild, 'cuz I can see your head'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'oh you meant in game, i thought you meant real life...'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'well i'm sorry, i can't shave my toons bush like in real life'
Chempets tells the guild, '....'
Charsi tells the guild, 'TMI'
You say to your guild, 'I am officially traumatized by this discussion.'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'hair sucks'
Danille tells the guild, 'Nair ftw'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'get out the razors'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'lazer hair removal...'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'bath in nair! '
Salya tells the guild, 'sort of like Venus Pudica'
Chempets tells the guild, 'bahaha...i would not let a lazer get that close...'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'well u have something that can be cut off lol'
Chempets tells the guild, 'tru..'



Tacostand tells the guild, 'amy smart makes my loin cloth stand at attention'
Vorally tells the guild, 'with or without medication'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'well even at attention word on the street is its about .5 in high'
You say to your guild, 'omg'
Tacostand tells the guild, '.5 meters '
Krinkle tells the guild, 'notice the "in" taco that stands for inches!'
Chirrok tells the guild, '.5 (centi)meters'
Shurely tells the guild, 'did amy smart put too much starch in your loin cloth?'
Tacostand tells the guild, 'its cold leave me alone '



Xircom tells the guild, 'so what you gonna use Dream Meat or the Terrifying Tentacle'
Leighah tells the guild, 'lol'
Truklin tells the guild, '8P'
Xircom tells the guild, 'now if you had the Tongue of Insanity you could drive her nuts'
Truklin tells the guild, 'rofl'



Clinopyx tells the guild, 'can we do it in an hour?'
Leighah tells the guild, 'that's an awfully personal question, Clino'
Clinopyx tells the guild, 'oops'
Atathus tells the guild, 'lmao'
Eindar tells the guild, 'bwahahahahaa'



Tacostand tells the guild, 'no one try any funny stuff while im in drag '



Leighah tells the guild, 'I need a chest doodad...'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'yer chest is just fine! :P'
Norreck tells the guild, '=D BOOBS!'
Warick tells the guild, 'wishful thinking again, Norreck? =)'
Norreck tells the guild, 'for now, but when i log my gf shirt is comin off!'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'lmao'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'might come off before then if she want's you to quit early :D'
Norreck tells the guild, 'and if i play my cards right hehe, her lace cheeky panties comin off too =D!!'
Jguran tells the guild, 'or her Imp Britches?'
Norreck tells the guild, 'could be'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'LOL'
Oogolx tells the guild, 'JG stop talkin about my PImp Britches'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'bet Norry want's to stroke yer Silky Mane'
You say to your guild, 'omg'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'doh, mean HER'
Norreck tells the guild, 'shes smooth also barn so no mane'
Oogolx tells the guild, 'joo gonna stroke her Simple Chest of Construction'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'O-o'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'Oog just wants to play with someones Rod of the Sandmen but doesnt want anyone to know he is gay so he keeps making up stupid jokes like those'
Norreck tells the guild, 'ima dig down and get her Curator's Treasure'
Norreck tells the guild, 'then pull out my Chilling Short Staff !'
You say to your guild, 'Wow, all sorts of nerdgasms going on in /gu tonight'
Oogolx tells the guild, 'just because i take advantage of ero doesnt make me gay i dont smile while doing it'
Norreck tells the guild, 'ROFL!'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'hah.. prolly more of Runed Bone Fragment'
Leighah tells the guild, 'lol'
You say to your guild, 'bahah'

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