You Can't Say "Boob" In /gu!
I would like to point out that this is all entirely Charsi's fault.
Incident the first occurred as The Mighty Sol Invictus was working its way toward a Brath win:
Charsi tells the guild, '3) On the move, Dps acted like zombies and attacked Brath before the Tank had agro again, REMINDER: You do NOT do more dps that way, you just die like a boob, so dont do it. Wait for the MT to re-establish agro'
You tell your party, 'lol don't die like boobs!'
You tell your party, 'i sorta like boobs.
Krinkle tells the group, 'im wondering how boobs die!'
Xaghash tells the group, 'amen'
Rabidsquirrel tells the group, 'boobs die of old age and children ;p'
You tell your party, 'gravity !'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'you said boob =D'
You tell your party, 'too bad there aren't any women in group i can ask'
You tell your party, 'lemme send rezzy a tell !'
You told Rezenya, 'How do boobs die ? :('
Rezenya tells you, 'idk lol '
Krinkle tells the group, 'lol '
You told Rezenya, 'dammit :('
You tell your party, 'she doesn't know 8('
You tell your party, 'leighah next'
Rezenya tells the raid, 'how do boobs die? Shrivel up?'
You told Leighah, 'Hey hon - how do boobs die? :('
You tell your raid, 'Gravity maybe ?'
Leighah tells you, 'pregnancy'
You told Leighah, 'hmmm'
Atathus tells the raid, 'I wondered the same thing.. .Was hoping someone else would ask.'
You tell your party, 'She says pregnancy'
You tell your raid, 'I've been sending tells to the girls asking'
Jguran tells the raid, 'my mother claims its from kids sucking them dry'
Leighah tells the raid, 'I answered your tell, Tord!'
Rezenya tells the raid, 'i see lol'
Tucas tells the raid, 'to answer your question tord... no clue! mine are alive and perky!'
Jguran tells the raid, '"you kids did this to me..."'
Saiyian tells the raid, 'How long the kids suckin on em?'
You tell your raid, 'Well we know why men don't have boobs. If we did, we'd never leave the house. /squeeze'
Rezenya tells the raid, 'lol'
Warick tells the raid, 'apparently in jguran's house a they stay on the tit awhile'
Saiyian tells the raid, 'some men have moobs'
You tell your raid, 'Good point.'
Truklin tells the raid, 'that isnt normal?'
Truklin tells the raid, 'in kentucky it is /nod'
Norreck tells the raid, 'i will take my BP off and show ya man boobs'
Saiyian tells the raid, 'pecs or moobs?'
Truklin tells the raid, 'we can see them through the BP, so no thanks'
Garibay tells the raid, 'again with the man boobs norreck hmm..'
Norreck tells the raid, 'wanna touch em?'
Aabacus tells the raid, 'they sooo flabby they make yer bp look all soft and squishy'
Garibay tells the raid, 'of course? ....not'
Charsi tells the guild, 'sheesh you use the word "boob" in /gu instead of a curse word and a 20 min discussion on boobs ensues 8P'
Incident The Second occurred some weeks later, as we were working on Cliknar Guardians. Read on...
Charsi tells the guild, 'I see a pattern: 1) Banner to Arth, 2) buff, 3) kill ants, 4) die, 5) summon/rez 6) rinse/repeat 8P'
You say to your guild, 'Bugs see a pattern ... mobs appear in zone, we blitz them, send in our big brothers, mow them down, we win! :p'
Charsi tells the guild, 'maybe I should go buy some tradeable booby prizes so people dont get discouraged, kind of like the "parting gifts" if you lose on a game show'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'oooo boobies'
Tucas tells the guild, 'someone say boobies?'
Charsi tells the guild, '/facepalm'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'at least we can focus on one thing =)'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'boobs? what!'
Tucas tells the guild, 'what about boobies?'
Tucas tells the guild, 'they are squishie'
Aabacus tells the guild, 'i like charsis booby prize idea:)'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'tucas has big ones'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'course that is all hearsay'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'illusion: assclown?'
Laotzu tells the guild, 'rofl'
Gextor tells the guild, 'the bird Blue Footed Boobie'
Charsi tells the guild, 'that might be funny. I've always wondered what an assclown looks like'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'an ass with a clown face on it (has to be a man with his balls painted red for the nose)'
Charsi tells the guild, 'ok I could have gone the rest of my life without that visual'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'yeah =\'
Laotzu tells the guild, 'wow. I am now officially traumatized by tonight's raid =x'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'I've got issues, no denying that'
Salya tells the guild, 'you have to admit, you asked'
You say to your guild, 'This is not the LMAO page you're looking for /waves hand'
As if that weren't bad enough, the conversation continued in CL Chat. You guys ever wonder what we really talk about during raids? You guessed it: boobs.
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'i'm not top heavy.... I'm in great shape!'
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'well... if you count round as a great shape'
Akalee tells siclass:1, 'flat chest too that means ^ ^'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'im not flat chested i just dont have huge boobs'
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'see next comment aka'
You tell siclass:1, 'i'm not flat chested either! /squeeze'
You tell siclass:1, 'i mean!'
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'i got big boobies, big ass lol'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'u have bigger boobies then me tord lol '
Akalee tells siclass:1, 'stop slapping it Tor!'
You tell siclass:1, 'shush !'
Ariar tells siclass:1, 'we want to see picture, so we can judge for ourselves /nod'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'i seen her in a hottub with her man'
You tell siclass:1, 'omg, no.'
Akalee tells siclass:1, 'wow..a female saw a female with another female'
Akalee tells siclass:1, 'thats hawt'
Ariar tells siclass:1, 'now I def want to see pictures'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'no her man ! not woman dork'
Akalee tells siclass:1, 'oh nm..was her man..'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'lol '
Akalee tells siclass:1, 'i read that as her women or wife =/'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'u were hoping'
You tell siclass:1, 'you just disappointed every man in channel, rez'
You tell siclass:1, 'i hope you feel good about yourself now.'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'they will get over it lol'
Akalee tells siclass:1, 'lets give a 10sec of silence for what rez did to the channel'
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'what did she do?'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'i crushed their dreams'
You tell siclass:1, 'someone please tell rezenya, since we're not speaking now, that she did crush my dreams and i'm now going to rock back and forth in a corner.'
Laotzu tells siclass:1, 'lol'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'lol '
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'what dreams did tord have?'
Norreck tells siclass:1, 'wet ones'
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'all your fault charsi lol you mentioned boobie :p'
Charsi tells siclass:1, 'yeah I realized my mistake fairly quickly'
You tell siclass:1, 'this is the second time charsi has totally derailed a raid with boobs AND made me turn six shades of red'
Laotzu tells siclass:1, 'lol'
You tell siclass:1, 'i vote that she be kicked off the island.'
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'lol'
Charsi tells siclass:1, 'ooh can I? I vote for that too'
You tell siclass:1, 'yes and we will put you in a dinghy and make you row across ocean of tears all by yourself !'
Charsi tells siclass:1, 'better than swimming for 45 mins trying to outrun a sea furry cyclops then realizing you cant zone if you arent on a boat'
You tell siclass:1, 'lol )'
Laotzu tells siclass:1, 'rofl, niiiice'
Ariar tells siclass:1, 'hahahaha'
Coming soon to a vendor near you ...
Danille tells the guild, 'Warm Milk Dispenser!'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'i bet every guy in the game would buy Warm Milk Dispenser if it looked like a boob =P'
Iyanla tells the guild, 'ONii has one of those irl'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'If it was a boob that dispensed beer...'
Oniikage tells the guild, 'I do.... she plays a chanter named Iyanla'
Akalee tells the guild, 'Warm Milk Dispenser ... A_Milf drops it'
You say to your guild, 'Haven't you people learned anything from the LMAO page? You can't say "boob" in /gu during raids!'
