Let me first begin by saying that we've got some seriously screwed up people in guild. Case in point: some time ago, it was discovered - much to everyone's delight - that Rezenya is a biter. More specifically, a nipple biter. So if you're an app with "large tracts of land," male OR female ... I'd give it a second thought before removing your BP in front of her. I'm just saying.

You say to your guild, 'Hullo everybody.'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'hello im so glad u missed gl a few mins ago lol'
You say to your guild, 'Lol, why ?'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'it wasnt pretty everyone was trying to make me look bad!'
You say to your guild, '!'
Tucas tells the guild, 'i'll send you the screenshot'
Tucas tells the guild, 'had to do with biting nipples and ears'
You say to your guild, 'Sweet, one for the next LMAO update )'
You say to your guild, 'TY little pink Elf )'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'dont u dare tucas lol'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'ill hurt u tucas'
Nuttan tells the guild, 'back - What's your email address Tordail?'
Tucas tells the guild, 'you gonna be biting my nipples now rezy? ;)'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'nuttan !'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'rofl'
You say to your guild, 'tordail_farstryder@hotmail.com bro'
Buvien tells the guild, 'what this about nipple biting?'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'not sure you talking about tucas, or something that requires batteries rezy'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'no nipples what u talkin bout?'
Tucas tells the guild, 'rezy was biting nipples'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'fb shut ur piehole lol'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'listen here i have a guild removal button :P'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'its not greyed out!'
Tucas tells the guild, 'Buvien, it's because she doesn't want the secret out'
Tucas tells the guild, 'loading my email for you now tord'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'tucas '
Rezenya tells the guild, 'stop what your doing'

Luckily, my guildys are trigger-happy when it comes to getting me screenshots:

Tucas tells the guild, 'i'm killing a corathus squirmer'
Xircom tells the guild, 'tucas did he get that name after you bit his nipples'
Oogolx tells the guild, 'who doesnt like their nipples bein bitten?'
Danille tells the guild, '8-/'
Tucas tells the guild, 'danille doesn't'
Oogolx tells the guild, 'or my shoulder, <3 bein bitten there lol'
Tucas tells the guild, 'my neck... Meow!'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'what is this world comming too lol'
Narude tells the guild, 'apparently to a kinky world of people liking being bitten'

What's that line from Shakespeare? "Methinks the lady doth protest too much"?
Rezenya tells the guild, 'i love to bite now shut up!'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'i noticed'
Tucas tells the guild, 'You snap too'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'how do u know? u dont!'
Danille tells the guild, '2 kiss '
Rezenya tells the guild, 'no'

After a few more minutes, the truth came out:
You told Rezenya, 'You love to bite ? O.o'
Rezenya tells you, 'i cant help it i dont bite hard though lol'
Rezenya tells you, 'its like i have to do it i cant stop'

The fun continued a little later ...
Rezenya tells the guild, 'so noone is lfg then?'
Tucas tells the guild, 'i will be after i email these screenshots'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'sigh your so mean!'
Wargnome tells the guild, 'anything going on?'
Oogolx tells the guild, 'lots of nipple play, other then that its kindof quiet on the home front'
Wargnome tells the guild, 'same old song and dance huh?'
Rezenya tells the group, 'if i log off ill stare at the tv all nite lol'
Cubly tells the group, 'or u can bite ur own nipples'
Rezenya tells the group, 'i cant reach sadly i have small boobs'
You tell your party, 'well it's not like you lack volunteers to do it for you, rez'
Rezenya tells the group, 'lol'
Rezenya tells the group, 'cub drop gall'
Cubly tells the group, 'but but'
Rezenya tells the group, 'just do it!'
Cubly tells the group, 'but but'
Rezenya tells the group, 'grr bark bark grr'
Cubly tells the group, 'nipple biter'
Rezenya tells the group, 'lol'
Rezenya tells the group, 'i dont bite girls nipples so we can clear that up now'
Cubly tells the group, 'but thats hawt'
Rezenya tells the group, '....'
You tell your party, 'Well he can't help it, it is'
Oogolx tells the group, 'as a bday present gonna bite mine?'
You tell your party, 'omg, it suddenly became my birthday'
Oogolx tells the group, 'lmao'
Cubly tells the group, 'mine are sensitive......be gentle with mine'
Oogolx tells the group, 'dont lie! slickone has abused your nipples for years!'
Oogolx removes his breastplate for some nipple play.
Tordail looks around and shyly removes his, too.

And apparently, nipple biting gets Tucas all hot and bothered ...
Sacut tells the guild, 'makes me want to invite thirdnipple into my group *winks*'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'Holy HELL ?!?!?!'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'i want thirdnipple in my grp'
Sacut tells the guild, 'lol that's a player'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'Tucas is a raging perv'
You say to your guild, 'What're you so surprised about ? Tucas already technically has firstnipple and secondnipple in group by default.'
Sacut tells the guild, 'in /ooc one of his friends said that he will preform oral sex on whoever gets him in their gorup'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'yeah but did he say he would do a good job'
Sacut tells the guild, 'good point!'

Now before my face gets too red, off to create another LMAO page.