Laotzu tells the guild, 'Ok, all tanks/healers in the correct spots?'
Norreck tells the guild, 'BOOBS!'
Buvien tells the guild, 'BEWBS'
Ariar tells the raid, 'did anybody just say Boobs?'
Wamsham tells the guild, 'BOOBS'
Irontree shouts, 'BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Nurmeister tells the guild, 'you seen 2 you seen em all'
Fuloo tells the guild, 'ill take my normal 2 and a can of wipe cream'
Tord's note: Wipe cream? Yeah, nobody else knows what goes on at Fuloo's house, either.

Salya tells the guild, 'From what I've tasted of desire/I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice,/I think I know enough of hate/To say that for destruction ice/Is also great/And would suffice.'
You say to your guild, 'hah, aye'
Salya tells the guild, 'Robert Frost'
You say to your guild, 'one of my favorites )'
You say to your guild, 'something there is that doesn't love a wall, yadda yadda'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'i think the only thing i remember from frost was the road not taken'
Salya tells the guild, 'And I -- I took the road less travelled by. And that has made all the difference.'
Kanamori tells the guild, '/nod'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'worked pretty good for me in life'
Norreck tells the guild, 'i took a few roads that have been traveled a lot, was too EASY...but im not complainin'
You say to your guild, 'love the classics. workin my way through poe at present ... fall of the house of usher is captivating'
Salya tells the guild, 'The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, But I have promises to keep'
Verminard tells the guild, 'btw norreck the road less traveled isnt talking bout hookers'
Norreck tells the guild, 'i wasnt talkin bout hookers, but i guess they coulda been called that'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'i started liking poe after i had to do assignments on him in lit class'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'whoa, is it just me or did SI finally have an i don't know adult conversation that didn't mention boobs or something? /shocked'
You say to your guild, 'you just mentioned boobs! fail.'
Diadustt tells the guild, 'Boob!'
Norreck tells the guild, 'BOOBS!!'
Buvien tells the guild, 'BEWBS'
Atathus tells the guild, '*facepalm*'

You say to your guild, 'how do you make ti so you can prevent one or two people from seeing what you put on FB ?'
Chem tells the guild, 'i dont think u can'
You say to your guild, 'omg i got it'
Sandain tells the guild, 'u can click customize and hide it from certain people'
You say to your guild, 'You click customize and then you can choose what you share for a whole list of stuff'
You say to your guild, 'Shut up Sandain, don't take this away from me! I figured it out by myself! :p'
Sandain tells the guild, 'LOL'
You say to your guild, 'I am an utter failure at social media :('
Sandain tells the guild, 'so sorry, figure it out faster next time then =P'
You say to your guild, 'I am a Barbarian, I am allowed to be slow. So there.'
Sandain tells the guild, 'Well I'm a wizard so I can be lazier than u =P'
You say to your guild, 'Oh.'
You say to your guild, 'Well, the dress probably has something to do with that'
Sandain tells the guild, 'And yours doesnt?'
You say to your guild, 'That sir is a kilt !'
Sandain tells the guild, 'OH, forgot, thats a kilt'
You say to your guild, 'Besides, I have nice legs.'
You say to your guild, 'wow, nobody disputed that'
Jguran tells the guild, 'too busy trying not to gag...'
Aaeanas tells the guild, 'we're still pukinggive us a moment'
You say to your guild, '8('
Sandain tells the guild, 'Well I'm a high elf so I am pretty pastie, wasnt about to say anything'
You say to your guild, 'hahahah i think it's pasty bro, pasties are things that cover nipples.'
Sandain tells the guild, 'and your point?'
You say to your guild, 'just sayin :p'
Sandain tells the guild, 'I spelled it right I think'
You say to your guild, 'No really, it is pasty, like pasty white'
Sandain tells the guild, 'I know, I was saying that maybe I am a BOOB cover'
You say to your guild, 'Oh. hm.'
You say to your guild, 'Ok the idea of you as a boob cover is sort of creepy.'
Aaeanas tells the guild, 'did someone say boob??'
Ariar tells the guild, 'boob?'
Sandain tells the guild, 'b00bs'
Cubly tells the guild, 'bewbs'
Jguran tells the guild, '(*)(*)'
Sandain tells the guild, 'Jguran's are fake look how high up the nipples are!'
Aaeanas tells the guild, 'that or he's reached terminal velocity'
Jguran tells the guild, 'hahaha thats what i was going for but i forgot to put spaces in so theyre too small'
Sandain tells the guild, 'I would get a refund if I were u'
Jguran tells the guild, '( * )( * )'
Dragonprincess tells the guild, '( . Y . )'
Zugbuzz tells the guild, '(+Y+)'
Jguran tells the guild, 'hahaha'
Sandain tells the guild, 'there ya go'
You say to your guild, 'You people have apparently learned nothing from the LMAO page. You can't say boob in /gu!'
Sandain tells the guild, 'tig ol bitties'
Bojangjills tells the guild, 'ive never held a boob i didnt like'
Sandain tells the guild, 'I didnt Tord, I said b00bs'
Jguran tells the guild, 'how about a moob Fuloo?'
Oniikage tells the guild, 'if they are semi round and fleshy he loves them'
Sandain tells the guild, 'Fuloo only likes Royal moobs'

Best pre-raid conversation derail ever:
Charsi tells the guild, 'welcome Tordail our newest Officer!'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'there goes the neighborhood '
Shurely tells the group, 'grats, now the pain really starts.. :)'
Norreck tells the guild, 'hahaha now you are owned =P'
Aaeanas tells the guild, '/begins pileing the work on tordail'
Cheeta tells the guild, 'You get the keys to the officer restrooms yet?'
Rouan tells the guild, '/em waits for Tord's head to pop like a zit'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'tord's not completely house broken'
Wheremi tells the guild, 'OK, now Tord has to post his picture on the web site so everyone sees that he is a HOTTY'
You say to your guild, 'omg'
Norreck tells the guild, 'tord looks like corn '
Danille tells the guild, 'better corn than porn'
Norreck tells the guild, 'hes scared of naked porn =P'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'most pron is naked norreck'
Rouan tells the guild, 'not safe for work porn'
Norreck tells the guild, 'yes i know that, me and my gf get naked porn all the time'
You say to your guild, 'what ? how did we start talking about porn, lol sheesh'
Norreck tells the guild, 'porn reminds me btw....'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'it's what where wants to do to ya tord'
Norreck tells the guild, 'BOOBS!!!'
Trag tells the guild, 'norreck spoke up what did you expect'
Ariar tells the guild, 'did somebody say BOOBS????'
Fuloo tells the guild, 'ill take 2'
You say to your guild, 'boobs ?'
Danille tells the guild, 'most conversations devolve to sex or body parts eventually'
Jipful tells the guild, 'Funbags =)'
Manerian tells the guild, 'stripper bar? norrecks buyin'
Tacostand tells the guild, 'i heart strippers'
Ariar tells the guild, 'did somebody say STRIPPER????'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'strippers are psycho'
Slickone tells the guild, 'ya my fav girl .. a stripper - walks around naked and all she cares about is how much money i have in my pocket .................................'
Tacostand tells the guild, 'sounds like every other igrl ive dated '
Manerian tells the guild, 'wow slick, thats like a wife'
Norreck tells the guild, 'hell ill buy the strippers!! damn the booze! gimme all dem BOOBS!!'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'true taco, but most are less direct about it'
Tacostand tells the guild, 'Lol'

Charsi stopped the raid - without saying boob!
Charsi tells the guild, 'ok now lets do that after every wave please so pulers and mezzers have lots of room'
Salya tells the guild, 'maybe they have too much room now'
Xaghash tells the guild, 'they get lost?'
Truklin tells the guild, 'na..just gathering friends'
You say to your guild, 'That depends *wiggles eyebrows'
You say to your guild, 'woo, mistell'
Norreck tells the guild, 'cyboring tord?'
You say to your guild, 'maybe! now hush!'
Norreck tells the guild, 'douche, focus on raid /nod get jollys off later'
Garibay tells the guild, 'squishy has spoken'
Norreck tells the guild, 'omg tord and salya cyboring? .....thats like gay right?'
Charsi tells the guild, 'if Norr is squishy, what does that make Roos? Squiffy? Like, between Stiffy and Squishy?'
Tandaor tells the guild, 'crunchy'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'a coonass'
Akalee tells the guild, 'not if tord is doing the bending'
You say to your guild, 'Woah hold on just a second there'
Buvien tells the guild, 'lol charsi thinks roo's is stiff!'
Akalee tells the guild, 'haha'
Ariar tells the guild, 'and Charsi?'
Charsi tells the guild, 'I'm firm yet supple 8P'
Atathus tells the guild, '...'
You say to your guild, 'woah, that's a raid stopper'
Buvien tells the guild, '/jaw drop'
Akalee tells the guild, 'i think buvien got jealous'
Garibay tells the guild, 'umm ok who spiked charsi's koolaid'
Salya tells the guild, 'who has done all their kugel exercises?'
Xaghash tells the group, 'wow did charsi say what I think she said... I am stunned and unable to parry'
You say to your guild, 'If you keep going, we're going to have to stop the raid for ... for ... um'