How This Page Got Started:
Truklin tells the guild, 'Tord should make another website'
Truklin tells the guild, '"innapropriate shit said during raids in /gu"'
You say to your guild, 'Lol :)'
Truklin tells the guild, 'website would be full in 2 nights'
Lyrik tells the guild, 'Hosted by William Shatner'

Lyrik's statement led us to the following conversation.
Nobody in this guild EVER gets laid ... and here's the reason why:
Lyrik tells the guild, 'Pardon...William "The Shat" Shatner'
Paliel tells the guild, 'Boobs?'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'hush truk. i'm a sex addict... it's a real disease with doctors and medicines and everything'
Filtiky tells the guild, 'so is wetting the bed Elf'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'dear.... lord.... the ..... comments.....'
Ariar tells the guild, 'not that idiot'
Charsi tells the guild, 'dont dis Shatner in /gu'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'Kirk > Picard'
Truklin tells the guild, '^'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'picard > kirk...'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'everyday...'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'make it so....'
Paliel tells the guild, 'agree with Elf'
Charsi tells the guild, 'Elf loses'
Rouan tells the guild, 'Picard = Kirk'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'this is blasphemous, the lot of you, go jump off a bridge'
Erolyn tells the guild, 'I too would say kirk > Picard'
Rouan tells the guild, 'Sisko > Janeway'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'as long as we all agree janeway was the worst...'
Ariar tells the guild, 'who is smarter Data or Spock?'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'but 7 of 9... that's a nice one'
Charsi tells the guild, 'ok to sum up the difference between Kirk and Picard, in Generations, Picard got his ass handed to him so they had to bring Kirk back from the dead to personally punch the bad guy's lights out'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'data....'
Filtiky tells the guild, 'Sisko kicks ass'
Paliel tells the guild, 'Data'
Kravn tells the guild, 'janeway had better chest.'
Filtiky tells the guild, 'Data'
Filtiky tells the guild, 'yes'
Charsi tells the guild, 'Sisko did rock yes'
Charsi tells the guild, 'he was Kirk light'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'seven of nine > janeway'
Ariar tells the guild, 'maybe :P'
Kanamori tells the guild, '7 of 9 > spock > data'
Cheeta tells the guild, 'I thought 7 of 9 had the chest not janeway? '
Aabacus tells the guild, 'beam bella up scotty..we have a rookie here!'
Bellamorte tells the guild, 'i will say 7 of 9 >janeway '
Erolyn tells the guild, 'Nah Data would whoop Spocks ass'
Verminard tells the guild, 'k if her name was 7 of 9 does that mean her name changed 3x ?'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'counselor troy > seven of nine'
Charsi tells the guild, 'there was nothing good about Voyager'
Fragtar tells the guild, 'u all do know 7's bosy suit was crafted to make her look like that '
Charsi tells the guild, 'or TNG'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'jeri ryan will have my children'
Ariar tells the guild, '7 of 9 was the hot blonde babe right?'
Aabacus tells the guild, 'everythign on tv/in film is crafted'
Filtiky tells the guild, 'yea ari'
Elfarran tells the guild, '7 of 9 can assimilate me any day of the week'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'but i'd rather have a counseling session with counselor troy...'
Verminard tells the guild, 'when she was born was her name 7 of 7?'
Aabacus tells the guild, 'she looked 2x as hot in the movies as on the show'
Charsi tells the guild, 'T'Pol was a more interesting character than 7 of 9 or Janeway. The characters on Voyager were so one dimensional it was like a 5th grader wrote it for 7 years'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'anistasia something or another'
Cheeta tells the guild, 'You would not have a chance with counselor try elf .. She could feel what you were thinking'
Ariar tells the guild, 'it's because Rottenbury died'
Renon tells the guild, 'man i'm too young, apparently'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'guess this part of the raid does serve a basis, lets us discuss sex in ears and star trek'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'what was elf thinking? sticking it in the "wrong" hole?'
Charsi tells the guild, 'and Dax was a good character to'
Ariar tells the guild, 'he understood what Star Trek was all about'
Kravn tells the guild, 'banging hot alien chics?'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'dax was the hottest'
Kanamori tells the guild, '/nod'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'with 3 mammory glands?'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'forgot about her'
Laotzu tells the guild, 'I'm just shocked that Kirk wasn't spayed during his travels =x'
Paliel tells the guild, '3 what? u mean 3 BOOBS?'
Charsi tells the guild, 'Kirk spread the human genome throughout the universe lol'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'he propogated the species'

Elfarran tells the guild, 'i wanna kill her with my penis'

Lyrik tells the guild, 'Don't look at the amygdalens and think about hentai'
Laotzu tells the guild, '!!'
Saiyian tells the guild, '0.o'
You say to your guild, 'omg'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'This isn't tentacle fetish day'
Laotzu tells the guild, 'that was SO wrong Lyrik =x'
You say to your guild, 'WELL we now know what Lyrik does in his off time'

Chempets tells the guild, 'is truk having trouble staying up?'
Truklin tells the guild, 'haha'
Atathus tells the guild, '*facepalm*'
Leighah tells the guild, 'he's too young for that problem'

While raiding Ritual of Terror:
Krinkle tells the guild, 'lol can we try and stay outta the hole?'
Wamsham tells the guild, 'THATS WHAT SHE SAID'
Oniikage tells the guild, 'not a chance dude'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'lol'
Diadustt tells the guild, 'which hole'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'unfortunately, yer in the wrong hole!'
Oniikage tells the guild, 'Krinkle prefers the no no hole'
Sydien tells the guild, 'that IS what she said'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'no such thing as "the wrong hole"'
Truklin tells the guild, 'thats debatable'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'depends on whos telling the story'
Bellamorte tells the guild, 'every hole is right /nods :)'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'thats coming from a woman...'
Bellamorte tells the guild, ':)'
Oniikage tells the guild, 'lol'
Wamsham tells the guild, 'the Guys Saiyian does it with there is no wrong hole'
Sydien tells the guild, 'aye, a man might disagree there lol'
Charsi tells the guild, 'Bella you're going to get some tells now I guarantee it 8P'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'i think the guild loves bella now =)'
Bellamorte tells the guild, 'lol '
Rouan tells the guild, 'Watch your eyes Bella lest someone take you up on that'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'Of course there are wrong holes, the ear cavity comes to mind'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'reminds me, i need to text my gf, see how her eye is doing'
Leighah tells the guild, 'She had to figure it out eventually, that baby didn't get swallowed'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'hah'
Charsi tells the guild, 'wowsor'
Renon tells the guild, 'Bella, good way to get a bunch of AA after raids tonight'
Truklin tells the guild, 'guild chat went down hill'
Sydien tells the guild, 'I <3 Guild chat'
Truklin tells the guild, 'and its all bella's fault'
Bellamorte tells the guild, 'LOL'
Truklin tells the guild, '8P'

Charsi tells the guild, 'DO NOT STEP IN GOOS'
Charsi tells the guild, 'its like stepping in dog shit, but worse, so look where you're goin'

Saiyian tells the guild, 'i'm talking about getting naked and rolling around in jello'
Kravn tells the guild, 'jello is a bitch to get out of your body hair if you let it dry'

Oniikage tells the guild, 'control the push, there are rogues in the raid that like to poke butts!'

Charsi tells the guild, 'watching SI try to move around a zone is like watching that old SNL skit of Chris Farley as a figure skater'
Kravn tells the guild, 'its like walking in on your grandparents screwing'
Kravn tells the guild, 'you know whats happening but your too stunned to react to it'