Random Fucked Up Shit
Yes, we're this screwed up.

Pumak tells the guild, 'new hotzones my nipples are hard..that was too much info wasnt it'


Fippy Darkpaw shouts 'After I am done with you, I will leave this place and dine on the flesh of Qeynos! '
Dihrt says out of character, 'Obama will fix it Fippy'
You say out of character, 'Yes! We! Can!'
Fippy Darkpaw shouts 'Qeynos guards cannot save you here... Brell's Rest is MINE! '
You say out of character, 'Hope is not a plan.'
Charsi says out of character, 'fascism is'
Gextor says out of character, 'Send in Joe Biden. He'll dazzle him with BS'
You say out of character, 'We would not be here today if Al Gore hadn't invented the Internet.'


Keebz tells the guild, 'i got some talents that should banned in atleast 43 states haha'


Tucas tells the guild, 'We are have a thunderstorm coming in... so if me and warick get off, that's why (Grins, I never got to say that before!!!!!!!!)'



Keeii tells the group, '10 plat says tord dies first'
Chirrok tells the group, '20 says Ero'
Dihrt tells the group, 'hell i make that 1k plat'
You tell your party, 'I bet it'll be me )'
You tell your party, 'I'm s'posed to be spamming the MT so I'm gonna be nice and high on the hate list :p'
Chirrok tells the group, 'trying to make you feel better about yourself'
You tell your party, 'It's ok, I have been going to Gimp Anonymous meetings, I'm at a place where I can admit I'm a gimp now.'
Dihrt tells the group, 'as soon as turd goes down im gating'
Keeii tells the group, 'LOL'
Erolyn tells the group, 'Ill take you bet on me'
Dihrt tells the group, 'i was betting on turd '
You tell your party, 'it's tord, you hairy little shit !'
Keeii tells the group, 'LOL'
Chirrok tells the group, 'slogan "We're here and a feared, so run for it "'
You tell your party, 'i would, but wednesdays is sex addiction group day.'
Erolyn tells the group, 'Im betting Chirrok'
You tell your party, 'You ever see Blades of Glory ?'
Chirrok tells the group, 'no I want Will Ferrel to die of consumption'
Forestfire tells the group, 'i hope you don't take a flute to those sessions'
You tell your party, 'Easily one of Will Ferrell's funniest'
You tell your party, 'i can't play the fucking flute lol )'
Forestfire tells the group, 'LOL'
Akalee tells the guild, '30'
Akalee tells the guild, '20'
Akalee tells the guild, '10'
You tell your party, 'was nice knowing you guys'
Dihrt tells the group, 'gating'
Forestfire tells the group, 'fade ready'
Chirrok tells the group, 'where is my FD key??'
Chirrok tells the group, 'damnit I wanna be a monk'
You tell your party, 'that's one thing i can say about my guildys - they have confidence in me!'
Akalee tells the guild, '5'
You tell your party, '/tear'


Tucas tells the guild, 'OMG..... Truklin looks hot'
Aaeanas tells the guild, 'he was molesting gnomes earlier tucas'
Tucas tells the guild, 'i don't blame him... gnomes need to be molested'
Tucas molests Xircom.


Pumak tells the guild, 'jeebus i just ran by a wolf humpign a spider...'


Truklin tells the group, 'hah..'
Truklin tells the group, 'i sound like william shatner....'


Norreck tells the guild, 'yeah, ive done more things than martha stewart did in prison, so keep it to a certain level'


What happens when you let Truklin pull a LDON raid:
Truklin tells the group, 'gonna go pull the rest of the zone'
You tell your party, 'lmfao'
Atathus tells the group, 'don't laugh. He's not kidding'
You tell your party, 'i know, that's why i was laughign )'
Truklin tells the group, 'fuck'
Truklin tells the group, 'i cant do it'
Truklin tells the group, 'too many'
You tell your party, 'Christ'
Truklin tells the group, 'i'll just train cracker'
Truklin tells the group, 'and go grab the rest'
Truklin tells the group, 'inc with like 60 more'
Pumak tells the group, 'LMAO insanity'
You tell your party, 'this is hysterical )'
You tell your party, 'I can hardly AE slow for the lag )'
Truklin tells the group, 'omg another room'
Truklin tells the group, 'jesus'
Truklin tells the group, 'so many mobs'
Atathus tells the group, 'damnit... they can all fd... I'm tempted to just pop final stand on every pull'
Truklin tells the group, 'OMG'
Truklin tells the group, 'inc literally 50 more'
You tell your party, 'Christ man, you're making Grezan's practically LD me )'
Truklin tells the group, 'rofl'
Truklin tells the group, 'there still comming'
a Steelslave practitioner Gates.
Truklin tells the group, 'uh oh lol'
Truklin tells the group, 'thats hilarious'
Pumak tells the group, 'that was awesome'
Truklin tells the group, 'was?'
Truklin tells the group, 'i still got 60 mobs'
As about a hundred mobs come running around the corner ...
You have been slain by a Steelslave assassin!
Returning to Bind Location, please wait...
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
You tell your party, 'LMFAO'
You tell your party, 'GD it )'
Pumak tells the group, 'HOLY crap LMAO'
Truklin tells the group, 'lol'
You tell your party, 'Where the hell did all those come from )'
Truklin tells the group, 'CRACKER'
Truklin tells the group, 'I HATE YOU'
Atathus tells the guild, 'Ever wonder how you die in an LDoN raid at this level? Have a SK puller, you'll find out.'
Truklin tells the group, 'was too much push'
Truklin tells the guild, 'oh yea'
Carackus tells the group, 'haha'
You say to your guild, 'Christ, that was so funny, I'm in tears )'
Truklin tells the guild, 'well if the healer didnt let me get to 12%'
Bambbi tells the guild, 'lol'
Pumak tells the guild, 'omg that was awesome'
Truklin tells the guild, 'i wouldnt of had to FD on him'
You say to your guild, 'Your healer was getting interrupted by like 30 mobs beating on him because the SK was being a slackass )'
Bambbi tells the guild, 'priceless'
Truklin tells the guild, 'i killed 5 people in an LDOn raid at level 85..'
You say to your guild, 'haha )'
You say to your guild, 'That takes talent )'
Atathus tells the group, '4. Carackus lived...'
Truklin tells the guild, 'i must be one of a select group of people that can do that!'
Truklin tells the group, 'stfu'
Truklin tells the group, 'dont take this away from me'
You say to your guild, 'Insult to injury ... the ranger lived !'
Atathus tells the group, '=P'
Carackus tells the group, 'lol'
You say to your guild, 'Most fun I've had in EQ in a logn time )'

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