Random Fucked Up Shit 2
You tell your party, 'i'd rather floss my pee-hole with salted barbed wire than do that pallorax raid again with those people'
You say to your guild, 'Sometimes when I think about how secksy I am, it freaks me out a little.'
Slickone tells the guild, 'ya u put chocolat on/in something and womem will try it - i use to get the best ... oops starting thinking out loud'
Charsi tells the guild, 'ok so the trick on this is'
Jarlax says, 'stop putting peanutbutter on your nuts'
You tell your party, 'popsicle jokes > healing filtiky ) dude, you are SO low on the totem pole'
Keebz tells the guild, 'sry my mommy told me to never accept anything from you =p'
Verminard tells the guild, 'well thats cause she didnt appreciate the crabs i gave her'
Charsi says, 'never fake it. they wont learn and improve if you dont give honest feedback'
Norreck says, 'thats what i told her =/'
Buvien says, 'me to Norr'
Fiercebard says, 'at her age, its hard to teach new tricks'
Charsi says, 'unless you're just really bored then "ooh ooh, you're so good, oh god oh god..........now get the hell off me"'
Norreck says, 'ahh maybe thaats it, the young stallion got her goin, then she faded '
Buvien says, 'she is always doing tricks'
Norreck says, 'sheesh, bosslady been around that block? =P'
Norreck says, 'that happened to me but only cause she wanted on top =X'
Fuloo tells the guild, 'they told me in school a story about one hand in the bush being beter then two in the air i never really understond it till now '
You say to your guild, 'ahahahaha'
You tell your party, 'fuck you fuloo, lol i just spit my drink all over my desk'
You tell your party, 'afk a second '
Truklin tells the group, 'lol'
Fuloo tells the group, 'hahahahaha'
Janis tells the guild, 'I would say it depends on the bush :P'
Legluian tells the group, 'lmao'
You tell your party, 'dammit lol'
You tell sishaman:2, 'nom nom nom, i love popcorn.'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, 'i'm thinkin munchies myself atm'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, 'almost grabbed the doritos 3 times now'
You tell sishaman:2, 'i figured i'd better make some, we been sitting on our butts or dying for like an hour )'
Tybehere tells sishaman:2, 'lol..the mobs there getting have focus of soul on em'
You tell sishaman:2, 'haha! that's awesome!'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, 'old school lol'
You tell sishaman:2, 'i wasn't even aware that inner fire and focus of soul stacked lmao'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, 'lol'
Tybehere tells sishaman:2, 'thats what i was thinking'
You tell sishaman:2, 'you know it's time to quit everquest when you learn shit from badgers.'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, 'haha'
You tell sishaman:2, 'one of the benefits of being a shaman - you got a group of melee dps basically held captive to your every whim, including random questions about atk'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, 'aye they want ya to like them so they don't die lol'
You tell sishaman:2, 'hehe )'
You tell sishaman:2, '(sometimes i let them die anyway, just to show who's in charge)'
You tell sishaman:2, 'shh.'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, 'rofl'
Truklin tells the group, 'fuck it im training'
Truklin tells the group, 'mobs wont let me be'
Legluian tells the group, 'nuttan im supposed to follow you?'
You tell your party, 'Who am I following ? lol'
Truklin tells the group, 'yea go to nuttan'
Truklin tells the group, 'follow me'
You tell your party, 'oki'
Truklin tells the group, 'once i lose aggro'
Truklin tells the group, 'so now'
You tell your party, 'i see nuttan'
You tell your party, 'has to be better than where i'm at now, which is up truk's ass'
Truklin tells the group, 'there is nothing better than my ass'
You tell your party, 'i got a nice ass.'
You appear.
You have been knocked unconscious!
You have been slain by a cliknar battle drone!
You tell your party, 'well, HAD a nice ass.'
Truklin tells the group, 'yea'
Truklin tells the group, 'and those clicknar just tore a big ass HOLE right through it'
Truklin tells the group, 'how'd that 10 inch ANT cock feel?'
You tell your party, 'tell you what - i die a lot, but i'm fucking good at it. and you got to be good at what you do.'
You tell your party, 'felt damn good.'
Legluian tells the group, 'lmao'
You tell your party, 'i'm against lube. ruins the pioneering spirit.'
Truklin tells the group, 'it was for the best then'
Truklin tells the group, 'LOL'
You tell your party, ':p'
Fuloo tells the group, 'ok now your done playin aroun dill try to come to you)'
You tell your party, 'i resent that remark !'
You tell your party, 'i was getting raped.'
Truklin tells the group, 'by giant ants'
Sinlayan tells the group, 'you guys should cuddle truk'
Truklin tells the group, 'we will'
You tell your party, 'how do you know we're not cuddling now ?'
Truklin tells the group, 'we always spoon after sex'
You tell your party, 'fucking judgmental people *mutters'
Sinlayan tells the group, 'if tordil is then he has an enormous penus'
You tell your party, 'yeah but truk shift your weight man, you're putting my leg to sleep.'
You tell your party, 'mistell'
Legluian tells the group, 'lol'
You tell your party, ':p '
Truklin tells the group, 'is that better?'
You tell your party, 'yeah, much'
Truklin tells the group, 'k'
Wamsham tells the guild, 'beter then a shammy'
You say to your guild, 'Shammys are cloths you wipe your car with after washing it to prevent water spots!'
Hurachai tells the guild, 'shammy WOW'
Keebz tells the guild, 'verm goes down quick regardless =p'
Verminard tells the guild, 'well thats cause you pay me so much to'
Keebz tells the guild, 'i'm to broke to afford myself =p'
Verminard tells the guild, 'what you dont even have 1 cp'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'you know your broke when your to broke to afford saiyian'
Truklin tells the guild, 'if you cant afford saiyian u must of just declared bankruptcy'
Keebz tells the guild, 'saiy scares me'
You say to your guild, 'Now now. If Saiyan had a PR agent, that'd be known as "generous."'
Pumak tells the guild, 'i prefer masterbation..cuz then im having sex with someone i love..hmm that was my outside voice wasnt it'
Verminard tells the guild, 'i dont know keebz is 1 of those crack whores you always hear about 8)'
Keebz tells the guild, 'i never done nothing man made i stick to my herbs =)'
You say to your guild, 'God made pot. Man made beer. Who do YOU trust ?'
Hurachai tells the guild, 'lol'
Renban tells the guild, 'is herb the lil bald guy at the drug store?'
Verminard tells the guild, 'well 1 is easily taxed'
Pumak tells the guild, 'hes the guy on WKRP'
Verminard tells the guild, 'so then if i eat Herb stuffing am i a cannibal?'
You say to your guild, 'If your name's Herb, and you're eating Herb stuffing, that'd make you ... awfully damned flexible.'
Jarlax tells the guild, 'ran 4 444 Shellcrusher'
**A Magic Die is rolled by Xaghash.
**It could have been any number from 4 to 444, but this time it turned up a 12.
Jarlax tells the guild, 'ran 4 444 Shellcrusher FINAL CALL'
**A Magic Die is rolled by Sacut.
**It could have been any number from 4 to 444, but this time it turned up a 151.
Jarlax tells the guild, 'lol gratz Xaghash with 12'
Xaghash tells the guild, 'lol thanks just wanted to see what the graphics looked like'
--Xaghash has looted a Shellcrusher.--
Jarlax tells the guild, 'go for it '
Sacut tells the guild, 'and?'
Sacut tells the guild, 'ugly'
Xaghash tells the guild, 'aye'
Parthen tells the guild, 'see if it works ... hold still Sacut'
Sacut tells the guild, 'hey, why me? =('
Parthen tells the guild, 'girls have thick skulls? :p'
