You say to your guild, 'Woah, the dude tells you where guild portal is set to ? Sweet.'
Majicman tells the guild, 'welcome to 4 days ago'
You say to your guild, 'Thanks, smartass :p'
You say to your guild, 'Woah, the dude tells you where the guild poral is set to ? Sweet.'
You say to your guild, 'woah, i repeated myself :('
Lyrik tells the guild, 'Woah!'
Majicman tells the guild, '8p'
Filtiky tells the guild, '! '
Lyrik tells the guild, 'Woah! It's Filtiky!'
You say to your guild, 'woah!'
You say to your guild, 'it's fit licky !'
You say to your guild, 'i seriously thought that was your name for the longest time :('
Filtiky tells the guild, 'only to the ladies tord... sry'
You say to your guild, 'You'll change your tune soon enough, I got free beer in my bags.'

Artallen tells the guild, 'Let's see what awesome new aa's my bard can buy!'
Charsi tells the guild, 'you have the "make Rezenya call the cops" aa'

Bugso tells the group, 'took my wife to harry Potter yesterday afternoon'
Oogolx tells the group, 'yea we went to the 1030 showing this morning'
Bugso tells the group, 'like I told the wife too many clouds when Hermaine and Harry make out hehe'
Oogolx tells the group, 'harry and rons sister makin out was hawt!'
Yamakahn tells the group, 'nope nope nope, not hearing grown men talk about adolescents making out as "hot"'

Slickone tells the guild, 'norreck house is in a flood zone'
Norreck tells the guild, 'it is'
You say to your guild, 'it's because there was Grimy Clump of Hair in his shower drain, slick'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'stop showing off my pubes'
Slickone tells the guild, 'lol'
You say to your guild, 'what are your pubes doing in norry's shower ? O.o'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'he was helping me shave'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'said the ladies love it'
You say to your guild, 'more importantly, why do i ask questions that will invariably lead to trouble ? :('
Rouan tells the guild, 'that t'aint right'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'taint bleach, Vince Shlomi sells them'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'In prison'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'dont forget yoru Juevo Splash'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'Juevo Splash? I just use old spice aftershave'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'I'm the man you wished your man could smell like'
You say to your guild, ':-x'

Insanityy tells you, 'can i get buffs pleeeeaase...this is sherray'
You told Insanityy, 'sure :)'
Tandaor tells you, 'will u hit my friend khazoo by chance'
You told Tandaor, 'sure'
Insanityy hugs Tordail.
You told Insanityy, 'Need haste ?'
You bite Insanityy on the leg!
Insanityy tells you, 'yes please'
You told Insanityy, ':D !'
Tandaor tells you, 'he is at magus'
You told Tandaor, 'it's inc, was buffing sherray'
Insanityy tells you, 'your awesome ty sweetie'
Tandaor tells you, '=)'
You told Tandaor, '<3'
You told Tandaor, 'lol that was for sherray :p'
You told Tandaor, 'no hearts for joo!'
You told Insanityy, '<3'
Insanityy tells you, '<3'
Tandaor tells you, 'manly <3 u know its not gay if u shake hands afterwards'
Tandaor tells you, 'then its just a good match'
You told Tandaor, 'LMAO'

Laotzu tells the guild, 'These Mini's will spawn at the middle of the East room, but they won't aggro unless you attack it or get right next to the platform, so DO NOT attack the mini until the MT has PULLED the mini off the platform and engaged'
Laotzu tells the guild, 'I don't want to see people getting ganked because they're trigger happy'
Laotzu tells the guild, 'As soon as ALL the turn ins are done, we will finish off whatever mini we're on and RUN BACK to this room'
Nurmeister says, 'he doesnt want norreck to go off half cocked'
Norreck says, '?'
Buvien says, 'the women say he is half cocked anyways'
Nurmeister says, 'did you read they are using chicken blood for transfusions.....makes men more cocky and women lay better'
Norreck says, 'im gonna cold cock you both =)'
Buvien says, 'not with that lil thing'
Gextor says, 'Hey Norr, how many coon hounds you got under your front porch'
Nurmeister says, 'about as many as cars parked on his front lawn'

Norreck tells siclass:1, 'bah...'
Charsi tells siclass:1, 'thats Norreck's sheep call'
Charsi tells siclass:1, 'or mating call, whatever'
Akalee tells siclass:1, 'copyrighted by me'
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'lmfao'

Bugso tells the guild, 'getting a call from guildies need me'
Oniikage tells the guild, 'fail'

You tell sishaman:2, 'i love our raids :) hurry up and wait !'
Kanamori tells sishaman:2, 'couldn't have it any other way'
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'hehe'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'its ok ill just keep playing with my willy'
You tell sishaman:2, 'O.o'
Kanamori tells sishaman:2, 'this is just like the military =)'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, '=/'
Kanamori tells sishaman:2, '/pron on'

Slickone tells the guild, 'drug dealer lives next to norreck>?'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'yeah, his name is Saiyian'
Nurmeister tells the guild, 'lives with'
Norreck tells the guild, '/KICKS SLICKONES NUTS!'
Slickone tells the guild, 'that had to hurt ... they are brass'

Leighah tells the guild, 'heyas Batta'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'hows married life?'
Drukorx tells the guild, 'is that a trick question ?'
Batta tells the guild, 'just fine =)'
Leighah tells the guild, 'he's still in that honey moon glow and getting sex, ask him in a week'
You say to your guild, 'I hereby decree that Batta's first child shall be a Shaman'
Leighah tells the guild, 'no way, cleric!'
Batta tells the guild, 'she been lving with me over a year, dont have that problem Leigh =)'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'and he will name it steve!'
Ariar tells the guild, 'wizard'
Oniikage tells the guild, 'as long as its not a paladin'
Leighah tells the guild, 'bah I always liked the name Brendan for a boy'
You say to your guild, 'No, he does not want a son who runs around in a dress or a daughter who wears a kitty mask !!!! He wants a mighty Shaman who can buff him for DPS when he agro's the wife.'
Leighah tells the guild, 'whos wearing a skirt?'
Leighah tells the guild, 'yeah anything but a paladin'
You say to your guild, 'Ariar.'
Leighah tells the guild, 'no, I meant shammies wear a shirt lol statement not question, and Ari wears a dress'
Wheremi tells the guild, 'I don't'
You say to your guild, 'No Wheremi, you just run all around in a thong and leather hon ) lol'
Leighah tells the guild, 'er skirt'
You say to your guild, 'IT'S A KILT'
Leighah tells the guild, 'skirt'
You say to your guild, 'KILT'
Wheremi tells the guild, 'I wear bermuda shorts'
Leighah tells the guild, 'I have some, I know what they look like'
Leighah tells the guild, 'and that, sir, is a skirt'
You say to your guild, 'Would someone please tell Leighah, since we're not speaking now, that she has to click off her Unity buff ?'
Leighah tells the guild, 'I don't have to do nuthin! you're not the boss of me!'
You say to your guild, 'Has Leighah said anything about having to click off Unity ?'
Leighah tells the guild, 'someone tell tord I took it off so he'd stop whining'
Leighah tells the guild, 'that didn't come out right'
You say to your guild, '*blush!'
Drukorx tells the guild, 'hahahaha'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'speaking of skirts'
Drukorx tells the guild, 'i would ss that'
Lyrik tells the guild, '/whine'

You tell sishaman:2, 'silver's poll is up now btw.'
Kanamori tells sishaman:2, 'cool'
You tell sishaman:2, 'Actually I think Silver will be a good addition to the team )'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'silver will be..as for mojo well /grin'
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'lol'
You tell sishaman:2, 'ugh yeah that mojo :('
You tell sishaman:2, 'he smells funny :\'
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, ':('
You tell sishaman:2, 'well you do'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'its all them corpses he hangs about'
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'Tords just jealous because i smell like his Voodoo dolls!'
You tell sishaman:2, 'if you'd quit rolling around in swamp water, you wouldn't have the problem'
You tell sishaman:2, 'my voodoo dolls are clean ! :('
Kanamori tells sishaman:2, 'he cleans them after every "session"'
You tell sishaman:2, '8('
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'lol'

Barnabus tells the guild, 'anyone got a slot for me?'
Leighah tells the guild, 'Saiyian does'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'o_O'
Leighah tells the guild, 'pretty well used though'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'it's pretty like a flower'

Cheeta tells the guild, 'My Level Class is growing .. The Class of 89!'
Cheeta tells the guild, 'But wait to join the Class of 90 sooooonn'
Cheeta tells the guild, 'I heard the Club 90 is very exclusive. They get perks first pick on raid and newbie looking up to you :p'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'come here cheeta Tome of Slap in the Face'
Norreck tells the guild, 'lol'
Cheeta tells the guild, 'ouch'

Danille tells the guild, 'Tucas has HUGE....'
Danille tells the guild, 'trees'
Tucas tells the guild, 'my .... trees are big'
Danille tells the guild, 'omg'
Buvien tells the guild, 'like my root'
Stargater tells the guild, 'miracle Grow?'

Leighah bites Garibay.
Garibay reminds Leighah ....No TEETH!!
Krinkle says, 'is he saying you have dentures lei and need to take em out?'
Garibay says, 'even better krinkle'
Saiyian thinks she meant, 'less teeth.'
Krinkle says, 'lol'
Leighah says, 'I'm pretty sure that isn't what he was implying, but you're in big trouble for suggesting it'
Rouan says, 'Garibay likes getting gummed'

Aaeanas tells the guild, 'can a druid please skin charsi?'
Aaeanas tells the guild, 'that sounded way better in my head'
Buvien tells the guild, 'i can do that!!!'
You say to your guild, 'lmao !'

Whazzup tells the guild, 'going in 15'
Whazzup tells the guild, 'in 10 '
Whazzup tells the guild, '5'
Ariar tells the guild, 'you know he will tell the penis joke again'
Ariar tells the guild, 'wt'
Ariar tells the guild, 'crap'