Carackus tells the guild, 'Ack, sorry guys and gals, named caught me and 1-rounded.'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'did the mini at-least pay for you that buttsecks?'
You say to your guild, 'i think you're the only one who doesn't get paid, bro'
Laotzu tells the guild, '"mini" is just a term... does not represent their actual relationship with Carackus'
Leighah tells the guild, 'he was in and out before Cracker could even say who dropped the soap'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'fact that he brings soap to the raids is disturbing'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'He's always ready for a little spelunking'
Laotzu tells the guild, 'you expect him to go Dry on raids?'
Atathus tells the guild, 'Could be worse, he could bring lotion.'
You say to your guild, 'I'm against lube. Ruins the pioneering spirit.'

A little while later ...
Laotzu tells the guild, 'which SK is doing the round up?'
Filtiky tells the guild, '/raises hand'
Laotzu tells the guild, 'don't forget to grab Carack's soap'
Carackus tells the guild, 'I lost my soap,... it's someone else's turn!'

Right after the pull ...
Laotzu tells the guild, 'GET OUT'
Laotzu tells the guild, 'Clearly not enough soap =x'

Filtiky tells the guild, '/hands Rezy a Broom'
Oogolx tells the guild, 'come taste my Aged Staff of Null!'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'who wants my Shot of Love?'
Atathus tells the guild, 'I thought the Broom was supposed to be for Leighah?'
Ariar tells the guild, 'hands Reze a Tongue of Insanity'
Norreck tells the guild, 'hungry? why wait Leg of Diabolic Writs'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'ya he gave it to her first'
Filtiky tells the guild, 'they can share'
Norreck tells the guild, 'uhm....'
Morahis tells the guild, 'how did we go from Boobies to Brooms? -__-'
Ariar tells the guild, 'we can't spell???'
Aabacus tells the guild, 'hot witches?'
Filtiky tells the guild, 'well, do you have a link for boobies?'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'good women know how to use em?'
Reclues tells the guild, 'Haloween coming'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'okay, time to head this raid to Xeogny'
Oogolx tells the guild, 'ari, tongue has got to be one of the best names for an item they have put in game lol'

You tell sishaman:2, 'i will never understand women.'
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'guys where not ment to :P'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'its ok tord-we'll take u to a fine lil whorehouse..p'
You tell sishaman:2, '!!'
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'so your goin to take him home?
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'what good will that do'
You tell sishaman:2, 'omg lol, snap'

Tacostand tells the group, 'tord u gonna be ok u need massage wit happy ending?'
You tell your party, 'O.o'

Fiercebard tells the guild, 'noone died who was important, awesome'
Yamakahn tells the guild, 'someone please pluck FierceBard's strings'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'grose is he wearing a thong?'

Tacostand tells the guild, 'i finally saved up enuff money for my sex change and ill be mr richard danger for the first tiome officaly in my life'
Norreck tells the guild, 'T....M....I'
Tucas tells the guild, '.......'
Charsi tells the guild, 'Dick Danger......'
Tacostand tells the guild, 'yep'
Fuloo tells the guild, 'im sure we can find some one to cut them off for you at no charge'
Norreck tells the guild, 'i like my weiner, its all natural'
Buvien tells the guild, 'spit it out Norreck....cause it isn't yours!!'
Tacostand tells the guild, '/spuit food all over screen LMFAO'
Norreck tells the guild, 'LOL guess i set myself up for that 1'

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
Filtiky tells the guild, 'sorry all, i have some trouble getting my snasages on the right button :\'
You say to your guild, 'Welcome to my world Flit 8('
Filtiky tells the guild, 'they waisted no time in turning me inside out tho'
You say to your guild, 'Yeah, and now my ass hurts.'
Charsi tells the guild, 'your typing with your sausage? omg no wonder'
Filtiky tells the guild, 'you may wonder how i type so fast !'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'ha'
Filtiky tells the guild, 'no comment'
Laotzu tells the guild, 'Tordail doing the Rope-a-soap'
You say to your guild, 'wait a minute ... did someoen say "boob" and THAT's why he hit the wrong button? *suspicious'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'lol'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'at least they're not thinking with their sausage'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'omg boob ??'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'u men and boobs'
Charsi tells the guild, 'Of course they are Kana, there is no other option'
Buvien tells the guild, 'thats a scary thought....Charsi bring up Filt's Sausage!'
Roosafein tells the guild, 'big boobs'
Charsi tells the guild, 'Its a gnome sausage so its sort of likea cocktail weiner'
You say to your guild, 'God gave man two heads and only enough blood to run one at a time. It's not OUR fault we usually think with the wrong head.'
Jarlax tells the guild, 'as long as the nips dont encompass the entire boob its all good'
Charsi tells the guild, 'thats......gross'
Laotzu tells the guild, '...'
You say to your guild, 'And the award for Stopping A Raid Dead In Its Tracks goes to ....... JARLAX'

You tell sishaman:2, 'LOTS of heals on Charsi'
You tell sishaman:2, 'like, kitchen sink and everything'
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'how does a kitchen sink heal? =P'
You tell sishaman:2, 'quiet you, just nod when i try to be profound'
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'its hard to nod when im laughing!'
You tell sishaman:2, 'lmao )'

Kanamori tells the guild, 'really gotta do something about this, the guild is infested with crabs....'
Aaeanas tells the guild, 'i recommend butter and garlic'
Norreck tells the guild, 'yummy, sounds good'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'i blame norreck'
Norreck tells the guild, 'why you gave em to me....told me you were clean....'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'you do realize i'm a guy right?'
Norreck tells the guild, 'bah'
Norreck tells the guild, 'your toon aint'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'heh'
Erolyn tells the guild, 'Oh kani whats your phone number...'
Verminard tells the guild, 'that why norreck all over dani usually 8)'
Erolyn tells the guild, 'oh kani what a big sausage you have...DOH'

Sacut tells the guild, 'REMEMBER!!! /ass raid or /ass AULWEN! Tucas is NOT MA. Thank you =P'
Jarlax tells the guild, '/ass raid works'
Warick tells the guild, 'just don't /ass erolyn - he enjoys it too much'

You tell siclass:1, 'by the way, i love you guys *spreads warmth and fuzziness all through the chat channel*'
You tell siclass:1, 'sorry i was talking to erolyn and had a random Gay Moment :('
Lyrik tells siclass:1, 'No homo'
Reclues tells siclass:1, 'Love will get us this WIN'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'eww my goodness'
Aaeanas tells siclass:1, 'try it and i will kill you tord'
You tell siclass:1, 'that's not what you said last night :( why do you always hate me the day after ? why ?? my poor ego :( :('
Norreck tells siclass:1, 'oh my lord Tord and ero in a gay moment, brokeback mountain'
You tell siclass:1, 'mahahahah'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'LOLOL'
Sacut tells siclass:1, '.... i so don't want to picture that'
Ariar tells siclass:1, 'I don't'
You tell siclass:1, 'that's so disgusting, lmao lolol my sides hurt'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'no shit, tord is way too cute for erolyn :P'
Charsi tells siclass:1, 'those 2 pokin each other in the chops.....yuck'
Sacut tells siclass:1, 'you gonna post it tord?'
Sacut tells siclass:1, 'agreed rezy!'
You tell siclass:1, 'mahaha yes ) lolol that's hilarious, i'm in tears'
You tell siclass:1, 'shush rezy, we are not having conversations about me being cute'
Charsi tells siclass:1, 'all the cute ones are gay =\'
Ariar tells siclass:1, 'wtf'
Sacut tells siclass:1, 'crap.... then tord's gay?'
Norreck tells siclass:1, '<~~ cute and NOT gay'
Ariar tells siclass:1, 'I am not gay\'
Laotzu tells siclass:1, 'lol'
You tell siclass:1, '<-- not gay )'
Sacut tells siclass:1, 'but according to charsi's logic you are'
Aaeanas tells siclass:1, 'ugly as hell have the voice of satan and not gay'
You tell siclass:1, 'hahah'
Ariar tells siclass:1, '/glare'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'i am not gay either but i agree with charsi all the hot guys are gay like my neighbors those two guys are hot as hell and gay as gay lol'
Ariar tells siclass:1, 'I am not gay gdit'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'giggle are u cute ari?'
Ariar tells siclass:1, 'yes'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'o thats good lol'
Charsi tells siclass:1, 'if he has to tell you he isnt, he is 8P'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'correct'
You tell siclass:1, 'oh i see how it is, "rezy said tord is cute, he must be gay, so let's put (not giving you the name!) in his group" i see how it works, sure sure'
Sacut tells siclass:1, 'lmfao'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'ROFL i didnt do it'
You tell siclass:1, 'shut up *crosses arms'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'aww'
Sacut tells siclass:1, '.... (name is) gay? I guess it makes sense... he likes taking it up the ass'
Norreck tells siclass:1, 'ROFLMAO!!'
You tell siclass:1, 'LMAO!'
You tell siclass:1, 'i dunno if he's gay, but he sure is a pain in the ass (no pun intended)'
Akalee tells siclass:1, 'tucas likes to thrust things???'
You tell siclass:1, 'O.o'
Sacut tells siclass:1, 'I only have a e-peen :( '
Sacut tells siclass:1, 'i don't even have a strap on so i'm afraid you guys are out of luck'

Saiyian tells you, 'I'm cheating on you with Vidas =( He offered me Rk3 Unity for a BJ'
Saiyian tells you, 'just felt I should get that off my conscious before it starts to weigh too heavy'
Saiyian tells you, 'I'm glad you understand, and I'm sorry'
You told Saiyian, 'I find this objectionable 8( i thought we had something special.'
Saiyian tells you, 'We do, on Thurs. but this is Tues. and well I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone else '

Vidas tells sishaman:2, '/e is thinkin the blowup doll might be comin out of the closet soon'
You say to your guild, 'Please hurry, my guys are getting out the blowup dolls in Shaman chat, and I'm kind of scared. :\'
Kanamori tells sishaman:2, 'blowup vodoo doll'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'shit can i come?'
Akalee tells the guild, 'norreck on it already'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, 'lol yea your damn doll tord!'
Norreck tells the guild, 'bah'
Rouan tells the guild, 'make some Bud Bundy jokes'
You tell sishaman:2, 'wtf, YOU got out the blowup dolls'

Mojoslinger says, 'Nomnom nomnom'
Mojoslinger says, 'your head taste good wire!'
Norreck says, 'im NOT going to comment on that mojo.....'
Mojoslinger says, 'haha'
You say, 'You don't need to, it's going on the LMAO page )'
Kanamori says, 'heh'
Norreck says, 'lol'
Mojoslinger tells you, 'Bingo i got a screen shot to back it up to'
Mojoslinger tells you, 'his head was in my mouth haha '
You told Mojoslinger, 'O.o'
Mojoslinger tells you, 'was weird , ill e mail you the screen shot lol'
Mojoslinger tells you, 'whats your addy?'
You told Mojoslinger, 'tordail_farstryder@hotmail.com - but you know damn well the screenshot isn't goign on lmao - only the part where you basically said you were giving him head :p'
Mojoslinger tells you, 'lol LAMER!'
You told Mojoslinger, 'mahahah'

Norreck tells the guild, 'wow, piss break, brb'
Norreck tells the guild, 'whew, that feels MUCH better'
Rouan tells the guild, 'I bet he pee'd all over the seat'
Norreck tells the guild, 'i always lift the seat'
Roosafein tells the guild, 'i never put it down so my gf falls in'
Aabacus tells the guild, 'its simple-life seat if u piss standing-put it down when done'
Akalee tells the guild, 'that is pretty vague there for ppl who hasnt read the above statement'
Norreck tells the guild, 'ROFL!! have you done the saran wrap thing?'
Roosafein tells the guild, 'i do it late at night so if she wakes up she usually dont look'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'It's equally simple to put it down if you sit, as it is to lift it if you stand.'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'and actually due to gravity I'll say that putting it down is easier '
Norreck tells the guild, 'you sit to piss saiy?'
Sacut tells the guild, 'ah, but only one person stands! Two sit.... or do you not sit to shit?'
Norreck tells the guild, 'hahaha'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'I shit standing up =\'
Norreck tells the guild, 'shitty booty ass'
You say to your guild, 'holy christ in a hand basket, that was the wrong time to read /gu'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'that's probably a sign it's time to clean the toliet saiy'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'I got the aim of a sniper'
Aabacus tells the guild, 'saiy needs ... something /shrug'