You say to your guild, 'Hullo everybody.'
Norreck tells the guild, 'heya tord'
Atathus tells the guild, 'Heya Tord'
Leighah tells the guild, 'heyas Tord'
You say to your guild, ':D'
You say to your guild, 'The LMAO page is updated :)'
Marybarsh tells the guild, 'Hiyas Tordail'
Leighah tells the guild, 'about time!'
Atathus tells the guild, 'Gah, I forgot to send you a screenshot.'
You say to your guild, 'Lol I have to wait till I get enough stuff for several pages :)'
You say to your guild, 'Send it to me now for next update Ata'
Mezofiz tells the guild, 'so instead of lordnikon...we have clips about norreck? 8 )'
You say to your guild, 'lol no i didn't post those, sent those to a porn site :p'
Norreck tells the guild, 'i bet i can fill a page or 2 rofl'
You say to your guild, 'heh probably so :p'
Mezofiz tells the guild, 'OH ..so norreck says he needs a fold out...8 )'
You say to your guild, 'hahah'
Norreck tells the guild, 'ive done a center fold or 2'
Leighah tells the guild, 'Gay Norrath Issue 4'
You say to your guild, 'heh :p'
Norreck tells the guild, 'dunno cause you were a center fold i nailed Leigh..'
You say to your guild, ':O'
Leighah tells the guild, 'think my tank will notice if I tab out to read the lmao page?'
Atathus tells the guild, 'No, because he tabbed out to read it too.'
Wamsham tells the guild, 'nope...they use to not being healed by you'
Leighah tells the guild, '/rude'

Kimahrri tells sishaman:2, 'will my new comp going to have Processor: AMD Phenom II X6 1055T(2.8GHz) Processor Main Features: 64 bit Six-Core Processor Cache Per Processor: 6 x 512KB L2 Cache Memory: 4GB (2x2GB) DDR3 1600 Hard Drive: 1TB SATA-II 3.0Gb/s 7200RPM HDD Optical Drive 1: 24X DVD R/ RW Dual Layer Drive Graphics: ATI Radeon HD5770 1GB PCI Express Video Card'
Kimahrri tells sishaman:2, 'canbst wait tisfll i get idt '
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'nice Kim =) then maybe you can actually play the game better and not fuck up so much?'
Tybehere tells sishaman:2, 'lol..find out if its the puter or player?'
Kimahrri tells sishaman:2, 'lol my fuck up arsfe fuck up lol '
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'lol'
You tell sishaman:2, 'all i want to know is, will the new computer help your typing skills ? :p'
Tybehere tells sishaman:2, 'does the new eq program include spell check'
Jguran tells sishaman:2, 'hahaha'
Kimahrri tells sishaman:2, 'helal no '
You tell sishaman:2, 'heh damn'
Kimahrri tells sishaman:2, 'i need to keep moveing my hoy key awroafnd '
Kimahrri tells sishaman:2, 'trying to find a set up that work easy on me but i may just go back to not uadesing thim '
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'you need to take some english classes :P'
You tell sishaman:2, 'typing classes! somethin'
You tell sishaman:2, 'in all my years playing this game, i have never met anybody who butchers the English language with such finesse :p'

Sinto tells the group, 'ah crap...mary got agro lol'
Zzoooomm tells the group, 'the oger'
Marybarsh tells the group, 'Not my fault'
You tell your party, 'no blood, no foul )'
Marybarsh tells the group, 'My thighs hit him as i ran by .. what can i say'
You tell your party, 'LMFAO'

A little while later:
You have been knocked unconscious!
You have been slain by an undead shadowknight!
You tell your party, 'hahah'
You tell your party, 'one of mary's thighs apparently got meh ('
You tell your party, 'i will leave it to your imagination as to how i agro'd her thigh'

Bugso tells the guild, 'ok gang time to shower and get ready to go out going to a friends 75th birthday party'
Zugbuzz tells the guild, 'is it one of those parties you do shots of metamucil and pass around an astma inhaler?'
You say to your guild, '*blinks lol'
Leighah tells the guild, 'oh my lol'

You tell your party, 'this mission is so damn boring )'
Leighah tells the group, 'yes'
Akashaa tells the group, 'lol'
Chirrok tells the group, 'it could be made interesting'
Leighah tells the group, 'we already tried that'
Chirrok tells the group, 'same old song and dance for me'
Chirrok tells the group, 'keep a paragon on Leighah until she is above 80m'
Zzoooomm tells the group, 'lol '
Leighah tells the group, 'thats a full time job'
Chirrok tells the group, 'pay sucks, but has a decent benefits package'
Leighah tells the group, 'lol'
You tell your party, 'hah )'

Norreck tells the guild, 'oog is weak =P'
Oogolx tells the guild, 'says the man in a skirt'
Norreck tells the guild, 'hey hey hey the ladies like my sjirt'
Yamakahn tells the guild, 'Norreck is a man!?!?!?!?!?!?!'
Norreck tells the guild, 'skirt* dont they tord'
Yamakahn tells the guild, 'I wouldn't have guessed that'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'only cause they can see your size before they buy and know its a waste of time'
You say to your guild, 'LMFAO'
You say to your guild, 'Krinkle 1, Norreck 0'
Chempets tells the guild, 'bahaha'
Norreck tells the guild, 'hmm waste of time, you know its cold where im from so shrinkage is a done deal, but when im warmed up, Grunkuck aint got squat on me'

Sydien tells the guild, 'whats vh?'
Zzippah tells the guild, 'vagina hammock'
Tandaor tells the guild, 'is that like a banana hammock ?'
Jguran tells the guild, 'aye, female version'
Tandaor tells the guild, 'hehe'
Sydien tells the guild, 'gross'
Sydien tells the guild, 'lol'

Working on Fungal Corruption:
Charsi tells the guild, 'ok now I get it. You figure out how to start the raid and thats the goal. Start it, chest pops 8P'

Laotzu tells the guild, 'ok, going to trigger and see what happens'
You tell your party, 'anybody else feel sort of nervous when lao says he's going to do something and "see what happens" ? :p'

Atathus says, 'Hey Norreck, go see how hard they hit.'
Nurmeister says, 'hes busy play marbles on the freeway'
Mojoslinger says, 'Norreck needs a drag and a rez in 5 4 3 2 .... 1'

Garibay tells the guild, 'watch out cleric pet on destroyer....bring on the parses...oh baby ....oh baby'
Akalee tells the guild, 'lol gari'
Danille tells the guild, 'clerics have pets?'
Aaeanas tells the guild, 'yeah crappy ones. they talk back alot. they're called warriors'
You say to your guild, 'hah'

Chirrok tells the group, 'wanna know the urban dictionary for snowball Tord?'
Chirrok tells the group, 'I can tell ya'
Chempets tells the group, 'lol'
You tell your party, 'NO'
Chirrok tells the group, 'keep messin with me and I will'
You tell your party, 'go for it and see what happens :p'
You tell your party, 'NECZARDS DO NOT HEAL'
Truklin tells the group, 'stfu and heal!'
Chirrok tells the group, 'as i see it Tord has two options'
Chirrok tells the group, 'he can either heal you, or snoodle you'
Truklin tells the group, 'thats not even funny'
You tell your party, 'that is so nasty'
Truklin tells the group, 'seriously contemplating putting you on ignore'
Chirrok tells the group, 'oh fine fine'
Chirrok tells the group, 'I just like making Tord cringe'
Truklin tells the group, 'i threw up a bit'
Chirrok tells the group, 'should have seen my reaction when I first heard it'
Truklin tells the group, 'you really dont want to'
Vorally tells the group, 'figured'
Chirrok tells the group, 'it comes from the Urban Dictionary'
Truklin tells the group, 'i highly suggest you dont look it up'
Chirrok tells the group, 'a completely banal and useless site for mentally sick and challenged teenagers'
You tell your party, 'omg stop telling people to look shit up on that awful site lol'
Fuloo tells the group, 'xhamster.com'
Fuloo tells the group, 'and search baseballs'
Truklin tells the group, '...wtf'

Chempets tells you, 'could u give me a call when u get a chance lol, krink must have put some kind of mob cream on me...'

Filtiky tells (officer channel), '.'
Aaeanas tells (officer channel), 'will dot you right back filt'
Aaeanas tells (officer channel), '.'
You tell (officer channel), 'i see your . and raise you a !'
Aaeanas tells (officer channel), '! your to a ?'
You tell (officer channel), 'oooh, bold'
You tell (officer channel), 'i'll raise your ? to a & and throw in a # for good measure.'
Aaeanas tells (officer channel), 'lol'
You tell (officer channel), ':p'
Aaeanas tells (officer channel), 'ok # to a ^ and raise you a * with a $'
Krinkle tells (officer channel), 'oh shit!'
You tell (officer channel), 'i'm out, too rich for my blood'
Aaeanas tells (officer channel), 'filt i calling the men in white i can tell'
You tell (officer channel), 'lol'
You tell (officer channel), 'probably not a bad idea )'
Filtiky tells (officer channel), 'yea, i cant hit the right numbers tho'
Aaeanas tells (officer channel), 'your honor i fully and completely recognise the fact i am completely and totaly NUTS!'
Filtiky tells (officer channel), 'what are you a sqwerel?'
You tell (officer channel), 'lmao!'
You tell (officer channel), 'best alternate spelling of "squirrel" that i have ever seen )'
Aaeanas tells (officer channel), 'no but i have a few screws loose'