You say to your guild, 'Brilliantly Pulsating Crystallized Cosgrove Shard = Akalee 8, Aghar 5203 ... anyone see differently ?'
Akalee tells the guild, 'dorf powah!'
Danille tells the guild, 'well considering they using 3 fingers to roll dice, no wonder they roll low'
Akalee tells the guild, 'the 3rd one isnt a finger :P'
Danille tells the guild, 'eeeep'
You say to your guild, 'oh yuck aka'
Akalee tells the guild, 'wow sicko..that wasnt what i meant!!'

Chirrok tells the guild, 'anyone know a quick fix for melancholy?'
Leighah tells the guild, 'sex'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'beer'
Sassenach tells the guild, 'chocolate'
Ariar tells the guild, 'sex does it'
You say to your guild, 'hugs! raindrops on roses! whiskers on kittens!'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'damn Tord that sounds like Mary Poppins or something'
Ariar tells the guild, 'alrright'
You say to your guild, 'sound of music! :p'
Leighah tells the guild, 'Sound of Music'
Ariar tells the guild, 'I change my answer to'
Ariar tells the guild, 'sex'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'i think ill change mine as well'
You say to your guild, 'i agree! where's saiyian when you need him'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'lips are prolly glued to his bong'
Leighah tells the guild, 'getting in touch with himself...'
Slickone tells the guild, 'so thats what u call it .....=p'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'Sai would say Vicoden'

Aaeanas tells siclass:1, 'had dbl heal go off for 90 k then chopter used me as a punching bag'
Laotzu tells siclass:1, 'would be more like a ginsu demonstration'
You tell siclass:1, 'you have the same problem i do aae'
You tell siclass:1, 'sometimes mobs look at you and they don't see a cleric'
You tell siclass:1, 'they see an animal cracker with frostign and they think NOM NOM NOM TASTY MORSEL'
You tell siclass:1, 'and then you die ('
Aaeanas tells siclass:1, 'he punched me'
You tell siclass:1, 'yes that is because he wanted you to be crumbs before he ate you'
Aaeanas tells siclass:1, 'no clue why i can out aggro knights so badly'
You tell siclass:1, 'you have more frosting on your cookie than they do :p'
Lyrik tells siclass:1, 'Your milkshakes bring all the mobs from the yard'
Oogolx tells siclass:1, '........wtf'
You tell siclass:1, 'lawl'

Tacostand tells the guild, 'Listen im only going to ask this once - Do you or Do you not know about the bird '
You say to your guild, 'b-b-b-bird-bird-bird, b-bird's the word'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'the bird's the word'
Artallen tells the guild, 'It's the word?'
Gextor tells the guild, 'Bird ! what bird?'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'omg'
Tacostand tells the guild, 'HAHAHAHA'

Wheremi tells the raid, 'How do you know for sure, who is a woman?'
Fiercebard tells the raid, 'if you arent in san fran, usually its fairly obvious'
You tell your raid, 'I knew the time for the Birds and the Bees talk would come '
You tell your raid, 'See, it's like this'
Fiercebard tells the raid, 'shut up tord'
You tell your raid, 'heh )'

Norreck tells the guild, 'GOOCH!'
Norreck tells the guild, 'TAINT!'
Oniikage tells the guild, 'Norreck just told everyone his nick names.'

You tell (officer channel), 'nobody in sitout to replace him'
Filtiky tells (officer channel), 'umm /raises hand'
You tell (officer channel), 'ahh you're not in sitout, totally forgot you weren't in raid already'
Filtiky tells (officer channel), 'yea, i forgot to join'
You tell (officer channel), 'bad gnome !'
Charsi tells (officer channel), '/spank'
You tell (officer channel), '... ok that was hot, do it again'

Tacostand tells the guild, 'i scare the boggey man and his punk ass friend the sandman'
Sandain tells the guild, 'you dont scare me'
Tacostand tells the guild, 'i shud'
Sassenach tells the guild, 'hell Taco, you would even scare me if you went thru my gate at the airport'
Leighah tells the guild, 'Sassy you one of those gate gropers?'
Sassenach tells the guild, '*lol* yes maam'
Vorally tells the guild, 'find anything?'
Tacostand tells the guild, 'theres nothing like a good firm cavity search to make the start of a vacation memorable '

Tacostand tells the guild, 'Twitter Bang: Hooking up with someone who you've spoken less than 140 words to'

Marybarsh tells the guild, 'Alpha male is loose'
Garibay tells the guild, 'yes i am mary, yes i am'

GUILD MOTD: Tordail - Hey, it's Atathus's 16th birthday. Make sure you send him tells. Lots of them. And be sure to catch tonight's documentary on Norrathian CBS: "When Drakkins Learn to Drive."
Leighah tells the guild, 'rofl'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'lol'
Bellamorte tells the guild, 'lol tord '
You say to your guild, 'smooches, ata !'
Atathus tells the guild, '/smack'
Atathus tells the guild, '/ignore tordail'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'when is the "when women learn to drive" documentary tord?'
You say to your guild, 'hahah i'm not touchin that one :p'
Jazzmine tells the guild, 'ah...that's a horror story...8 )'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'lol'
You say to your guild, 'mahahah'

Leighah tells the guild, 'Krinkle, we need to talk'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'yes ma'am'
Leighah tells the guild, 'I'm gonna delete you'
You say to your guild, 'The ultimate insult for today's world - "I'm going to delete you."'
Leighah tells the guild, 'hehe'

zugbuzz tells the guild, 'oh man, i'm out of halflings'

Cheeta tells the guild, 'What is Ranger DPS and where I can buy some? ;)'
Marybarsh tells the guild, 'I have a jar of it Ive been saving' >

Swansong tells the guild, 'anyone know of somewhere there is a good run down of what names to kill to get up in vt?'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'im sorry, for english, press one'