Akalee tells the guild, 'i hear fate and some other guilds do queen regularly norreck :P'
Norreck tells the guild, 'eat me akalee'
Lyrik tells the guild, 'I hear they regularly do Norreck...he's a slut'
Charsi tells the guild, 'snap'

You tell sishaman:2, 'sometimes raids make me feel like i'm shaving my balls with a rusty cheese grater'

Charsi tells the guild, 'we take 45 min breaks for the following reasons: 1) People go ninja afk forever, 2) I ask for assignments and get blank stares 3) People go LD constantly, 4) people log in at the last second'
Norreck tells the guild, '/fs google.com look up Taylor Corley playbot shes a mississippi state cheerleader who posed for playboy'
Norreck tells the guild, 'gah wrong channel =P'
Truklin tells the guild, 'faaaiiill'
Norreck tells the guild, 'epic rofl'
Oniikage tells the guild, 'hahaha'
Charsi tells the guild, 'oh yeah and 5) people are tabbed out looking a porn 8p'

Norreck pulls up a lawn chair and takes a load off while we wait, someone rub suntan lotion on me.
Atathus says, 'Can't even see the damn sun here, what d'you need sun tan lotion for anyway?'
You say, 'Delicate skin on the scrotum'
Atathus says, 'Then again, I don't think I've ever seen the sun in EQ...'
Norreck smakcs Atathus with a stick and informs Tordail his scrotum is a tough one!
Ajlin says, 'pull your head out off his ass then'
Norreck says, 'ROFL!'
Atathus says, '....'
Ariar says, 'cumbaya~~~'
Norreck says, 'my lord'
Ariar says, 'cumbaya~~~'
Atathus says, 'O.O lmao'
Lyrik says, 'Don't cumbaya over here'
Norreck says, 'lol'

You tell (officer channel), 'you could make me co-co-GL and then you could be brain and i could be pinky'
You tell (officer channel), 'and i could be like, what are we doing tonight, brain ?'
You tell (officer channel), 'and you could be like, the same thing we do every night'
You tell (officer channel), 'TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD'
Krinkle tells (officer channel), 'rofl'
Charsi tells (officer channel), '/facepalm lol'

Danille tells the guild, 'wee 17 inches coming tonite'
Truklin tells the guild, 'lol ouch'
Jguran tells the guild, '... no comment...'

Akalee tells the guild, 'aaeanas tells you "no idea where they came from but they sure came in hard from behind"'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'lmao'
Rimwist tells the guild, 'lol'

You tell sishaman:2, 'yeah i want some rangers, some zerkers, some clerics'
You tell sishaman:2, 'i also would like a million dollars and for people to stop sending me ridiculous tells during raids'
You tell sishaman:2, 'but hey, a man can dream, can't he ?'
Ajlin tells sishaman:2, 'wish we get a new CL soonish :p'
You tell sishaman:2, 'you can be the CL :p'
Ajlin tells sishaman:2, 'oh hell no then i have to work'
You tell sishaman:2, 'haha, so you just sit over there and be quiet ! :p'
Ajlin tells sishaman:2, 'yes mam'
You tell sishaman:2, '!!!!'
You tell sishaman:2, 'that's sir to you! i has no boobs.'
Ajlin tells sishaman:2, 'i'am told you have.....'
You tell sishaman:2, 'i do have very sexy moobs, however.'
Jguran tells sishaman:2, 'no... i will not twist your nipples'
Jguran tells sishaman:2, 'no matter how much you beg'
You tell sishaman:2, 'but but but you do it so well :( vidas always pinches too hard'
Ajlin tells sishaman:2, 'to much info'
Jguran tells sishaman:2, 'hahah'
Ajlin tells sishaman:2, 'just dont ask any off us to get the soap for you'
You tell sishaman:2, 'naw, aabacus has that "handled" just fine'
Ajlin tells sishaman:2, 'i fell sorry for him'
You tell sishaman:2, 'no no, he does great, i always give him a few extra coppers for his trouble'
Jguran tells sishaman:2, 'hahah'

You tell your party, 'hey question for my captive dps'ers'
You tell your party, 'you guys want group pact of the wolf or no ?'
Xaghash tells the group, 'sure'
Krinkle tells the group, 'no'
Krinkle tells the group, 'lol its cool here actually'
You tell your party, 'lol ok ) i don't know if any dps difference is even parsable, but every little bit helps'
Krinkle tells the group, 'i cant remember what i had agianst it recently when i remember ill let you know'
Krinkle tells the group, 'something to do with shrink'
You tell your party, 'i always double shrink after group pact, so try and stay close'
Xaghash tells the group, 'will do'
Krinkle tells the group, 'only if i can cuddle!'
You tell your party, 'NO SIR'
You tell your party, 'NONE OF THAT TALK'
Krinkle tells the group, './sigh back to dreaming about having tord all to myself'
You tell your party, 'you are trying to corrupt me sir and I WONT HAVE IT'
Xaghash tells the group, 'wow... um want the rest of us to leave?'
Krinkle tells the group, 'no stay - it will be fun i promise!'
You tell your party, 'no you can stay, x *wiggles eyebrows'
Fiercebard tells the group, 'gay porn isnt'
You tell your party, 'who said anything about gay porn ? this is hot barbarian on pus---- errrr, vah shir action'
Krinkle tells the group, 'i think i need to mind bleach that convo out!'
You tell your party, 'LMAO mind bleach'
You tell your party, 'that's awesome'
Krinkle tells the group, 'stole it from leighah'
Fiercebard tells the group, 'of course'

Ajlin tells sishaman:2, 'can any 1 tell me why hippos always fuck in water ?'
You tell sishaman:2, 'lmao'
You tell sishaman:2, 'where the hell did that come from'
Aulwen tells sishaman:2, 'if you weighed that much wouldnt you?'
Ajlin tells sishaman:2, 'i'am gessing its the only way to get 20 pund off lips wet but made me wander'
You tell sishaman:2, 'lmao'
You tell sishaman:2, 'stop watching the discovery channel :p'
Ajlin tells sishaman:2, 'now that we are talking about discovery..... what happens if you fly whit the speed off light and you then trun on the head ligths ?'
You tell sishaman:2, 'lol Ajlin, the philosophical shaman :p'

Danille tells the guild, 'that is soo creepy, whenever i zone into my house and stay there for a while all my house pets start staring at me'

Cheeta tells siclass:3, 'stupid question incomming ... eggs look like ??? eggs?'

Lyrik says, '*poop*'
Tord's note: Yeah, he's not housebroken yet. Sorry.

Tord to Charsi:
You tell (officer channel), 'yeah, but you have boobs, so that totally makes every argument invalid.'
You tell (officer channel), 'next!'

Chempets tells the guild, 'krink said he hates me..tord..u should bite him for me since u like biting ppl'
Kravn tells the guild, 'thats how epidemics get started'

Danille tells the guild, 'sounds like a good bard drop package a wrist flick and a hairbrush'

Learning Construction:
Charsi tells the guild, 'its like the instructions to the students in Meaning of Life =x'
Verminard tells the guild, 'worse than throwing the Holy Hand Grinade?'
Mojokag tells the guild, 'like herding cats'
Charsi tells the guild, 'no herding cats would be MUCh easier'
Charsi tells the guild, 'herding brain damaged cats would be easier'

Charsi tells the guild, 'dead pets make baby Jesus clap and giggle'

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