Danille tells the guild, 'so where are all the virgins?'
Jguran tells the guild, 'locked up in my basement'
Danille tells the guild, 'meanie'

Tandaor says, 'id defantly kiss kate parry that is for cetain'
Fiercebard says, 'id do more than that, as long as she didnt speak'
Tandaor says, 'rofl'

Reclues tells the guild, 'Large Rod INC'
Charsi tells the guild, 'Rec likes that line so much, he uses it during foreplay 8P'
Leighah tells the guild, 'what ever works I guess'
Aabacus tells the guild, 'what a romantic'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'oh, so enthusiastic'

Elfarran tells the guild, 'is anyone on here a doctor?'
Cereina tells the guild, 'my wife works for a dentist elf...does that count?'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'no, haven't you seen the hangover?'
Janis tells the guild, '<-- amateur Gynacologist'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'really janis? or is that a joke?'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'he mostly works on sleeping pigs'
Biers tells the guild, 'lol'
Janis tells the guild, 'hehehehe'
Buvien tells the guild, 'janis works with the gooch'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'well you gusy are no help'
Janis tells the guild, 'sorry Elf. that was my natural smart ass showin'
Atathus tells the guild, 'I'm surprised you thought we might be! =P'
Aaeanas tells the guild, 'depends on what you need elf'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'well aaeanas i got all these red bumps in my pubes, and i thought it was some sort of crazy acne break out at first (i never get acne) so i tried to pop one and it just bled, then i web md'ed and it said pubic lice, but they don't itch like web md said it would, there just these red bumps with a white center that are jsut.. there....'
Verminard tells the guild, 'heres the key elf when you go in for an eye exam and the doctor tells you to turn your head and cough find a new eye doctor'
You say to your guild, ':-x'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'Elf'
Atathus tells the guild, '.....'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'That's called Herpes'
Truklin tells the guild, 'there's an H word that immediately comes to mind'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'if it looks like you got the fortress of solitude growing off your junk, its the herpes'
Tacostand tells the guild, 'LOL '
Janis tells the guild, 'yikes'
You say to your guild, 'omg people'
Buvien tells the guild, 'omg rofl....i am rolling here'

Artallen tells the guild, 'Of course, it's a little disturbing for me for a xmas quest, you have to kill 5 happy gorilla's, take out their brains to make some happy juice, and then inject Santa'

Leighah tells the raid, 'ooh we get to kill Lao first?'
You tell your raid, 'down girl'
Laotzu tells the guild, 'sadly, Leigh thinks hitting me is the same as hitting on me =x'
You say to your guild, 'LOL'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'caveman romance!'
Leighah tells the guild, 'Lao is Canadian...'
You say to your guild, 'you know it's hot, lao, don't lie.'
Laotzu tells the guild, 'don't let her have a club =P'
Carackus tells the guild, 'She's the brute-squad.'

Krinkle tells the guild, 'hey ero you alive?'
Truklin tells the guild, 'that a rhetorical question?'

Tacostand tells the guild, 'anyone else feel that instead of free medical coverage for kids who are 21-29 who decide to ooch off their parents the federal govt shud take that moeny and use it towards breast enlargemnt surgeries'

Verminard tells the guild, 'goose wine ....... isnt that when you hand a woman a glass with 1 hand while grabbing her ass with the other?'

Laotzu tells the guild, 'DO NOT LEAVE THIS ROOM'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'but moooooommmm'
Norreck tells the guild, 'shut your loud little ass up and sit down!'

Eindar tells the guild, 'Lucky Charm'
Eindar tells the guild, 'that's from the task, I ain't done it yet'
Pakadar tells the guild, 'wonder what it does'
Eindar tells the guild, 'maybe it makes ya feel like Dirty Harry... askin folks if they feel lucky hehe'

It all began innocently enough ...
You say to your guild, 'Anybody else wanna come along for some carnage ? We're gonna do No Freedom in Death as soon as Metel comes back from LD.'
Biers tells the guild, 'u need a baby Zerker?'
You say to your guild, 'Sure if you want some xp and motes :D'
Biers tells the guild, 'that I do :)'
You say to your guild, 'Tho I admit, it is a bit early in the morning for a Bier. :p'
You say to your guild, 'That was such a horrible pun that I'm actually embarrassed.'
You say to your guild, 'Let's pretend that didn't happen !'
Biers tells the guild, 'that is how you know it is a day off...if you have all your stuff done and can drink a bier before noon :)'
You tell your party, 'lol'
Janis tells the guild, 'LOL'

It was all downhill from there:
Janis tells the group, 'yeah, I got it up for the day now. LOL.. only 32 more pearls tho lmao'
Jguran tells the group, 'got it up for the day?? they say to get medical help if its up longer thn 4hrs'
Janis tells the group, 'o_O'
You tell your party, 'lmao i think most men our age who had a hard on that long would not call the doctor first :p'
Jguran tells the group, 'nope hahaha'

Biers tells the group, 'how do u get thru that wall?'
Sydien tells the group, 'there is a hole'
Sydien tells the group, 'you just have to hit it right'
Janis tells the group, 'yeah, several tunnels hard to get into here'
Janis tells the group, 'sec, brt, I always have trouble with this hole'
Biers tells the group, 'lol'
Metel tells the group, 'thats what she said!'
Jguran tells the group, '<--- wasnt going to say it'
You tell your party, 'lmao'

You tell your party, 'inc - lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe'
Janis tells the group, 'if ya put Target instead of thy foe, it'll tell us what to whack hehe'
You tell your party, 'no! I like Wal-Mart better!'
You tell your party, 'inc Wal-Mart - lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe'

Metel tells the group, 'come in tunnel = babies'
Janis tells the group, ':-X'
Biers tells the group, 'lol'
Sydien tells the group, 'good lord'
Metel tells the group, 'i found out 5 years ago...'
Biers tells the group, 'I found out 8 years ago...and verified it 3 more times'
Sydien tells the group, 'this group is just straight dirty =)'
Janis tells the group, 'hehe, that's ok, my kinda peeps :D'
Janis tells the group, 'hm.. this group is just plain HORNY :D'

You tell your party, 'down through the little hole in bottom again'
Jguran tells the group, '... no comment'
Metel tells the group, 'way too easy'

Janis tells the group, 'Ima have to drop for a sec to get gallantry for me and binky'
You tell your party, 'if you keep getting gallantry on binky, you'll go blind.'