We begin our story with Chempets and the attack of the MT:
Chempets tells the guild, 'atleast i have function in another area...'
Chempets tells the guild, '...mt...'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'HAHAHAHA'

Chempets tells the guild, 'so umm i woke up sun morning with welps all over me..i dont kno how i got them...'
Chempets tells the guild, 'umm mt!!!'
You say to your guild, 'zomg'
You say to your guild, 'annnnnnd you have just landed on the lmao page, congratulations'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'hahaha'
Chempets tells the guild, '!!!'
Chempets tells the guild, 'well hell, ive done so good not to land on that page'
Pamoman tells the guild, 'well was sat night fun chem?'
Chempets tells the guild, 'i suppose..lol'
Chempets tells the guild, 'all i kno is a woke up with a empty bottle of patron in my hand...'
Pamoman tells the guild, 'did she at least leave you a phone #'
Chempets tells the guild, 'lol...well....'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'are you missing any organs?'
Pamoman tells the guild, 'or did she take her money and leave'
Chempets tells the guild, 'lol she left some keys atleast...'

Chempets tells the guild, 'man did i call u this weekend? i woke up with scratches down my back...'
Chempets tells the guild, 'well hell WT'
Zantog tells the guild, 'did u get her name?'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'his'
Chempets tells the guild, 'no her...and i dont remember...'
You say to your guild, 'Poor Chem, going on LMAO *and* he doesn't remember her name'

You tell sishaman:2, 'tanks got rk 3 already ?'
Silversear tells sishaman:2, 'yes'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'yes'
You tell sishaman:2, 'so organized'
You tell sishaman:2, 'gets me all hot'
Sydena tells sishaman:2, 'watch out, we dont want you keeling over from shamangasims'
You tell sishaman:2, 'but but but'
Silversear tells sishaman:2, 'ROFL'
You tell sishaman:2, 'i have cure blindness! i can do it as much as i want!'

Krinkle tells the guild, 'i dont understand why rangers join the zerker serverwide chat makes no sense'
Lyrik tells the guild, 'It's like Chewbacca in a courtroom! It makes no sense!'

Sellmor tells the guild, 'can u tell i woke up grumpy ) '
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'at your age you should just be happy you woke up at all'

Chempets tells the guild, 'note to self...dont let krinkle pull...'
Zugbuzz tells the guild, 'thats pretty much right up there with note to self - don't invite Hannibal Lector to dinner'

You tell your party, 'I got a lot of potions from lon'
You tell your party, 'had all these free packs i didn't even know about'
You tell your party, 'and i got a kitty mount'
Krinkle tells the group, 'i got like zero exp pots from mine but i did get this illy'
You tell your party, 'which is awesome cause it's fast, but i feel dumb riding around norrath on a giant pussy.'
Krinkle tells the group, 'hey someones gotta ride the pussy or it gets grumpy'
Erolyn tells the group, 'LOL'

Fiercebard tells the guild, 'leigh is now drinking heavily'
Yamakahn tells the guild, 'Krinkle logged on. Duh'
Elfarran tells the raid, 'leigh has a cougar crush on krinkle'
Akalee tells the raid, 'rofl'
Chempets tells the raid, 'ha'
Saiyian tells the raid, 'its his hair'
Leighah tells the raid, 'yup I love his buring bush'
Elfarran tells the raid, 'red jew fro's? knew i shouldn't of shaved mine'

Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'mortimer is showing me his maui wowy..he has a 2nd job u know...'
You tell sishaman:2, '*blinks'
Sydena tells sishaman:2, 'you are getting a 2nd hand job. what'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'thats pot not a sexual organ euphamism!'
Sydena tells sishaman:2, 'pot is a sexual euphoria though'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'if u call a sleeping lover sexy-maybe'
Sydena tells sishaman:2, 'i have no idea what the fuck we are smokin its not the normal indica though and it is putting me on my ass'
Wamsham tells sishaman:2, '../share Syd'
Sydena tells sishaman:2, 'i dont share my weed, i tell you to buy your own'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'street dealers is how 1 learned my 1st ebonics words.. WORD to the mutha!""'
You tell sishaman:2, 'omg lmfao'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'bust a nutt!'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'i gone get that babe in My crib and bust sum serious nutt'
Sydena tells sishaman:2, 'apparently i missed that session of learnig with the dealer, cause i dont speak retard'
You tell sishaman:2, 'HAHAHAHAHA'

Laotzu tells the guild, 'ok, all tanks/healers GTG for this run?'
Leighah tells the guild, '*whimper* *small voice* yes...'

Leighah tells the guild, 'Rim I don't want to alarm you, but you just had a pole growing out of your butt'

Irontree tells the guild, 'i don't want a piece of you aka i want the whole thing lol'

Elfarran tells the guild, 'cremeofsomeyoungguy'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'it's asian'
Paliel tells the guild, 'thats what u are having Elf? cant say I am really supprised, =P'

Yamakahn tells you, '(Name) is like Jeff Garcia, the quarterback. You know that he shouldnt be here. He might get the job done, but you KNOW that he will be poking things in your ass before the game is over'

Charsi tells the guild, 'cool where's the chest? 8P'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'look down'

Saiyian tells the raid, 'we supposed to be dpsing these?'
Rouan tells the raid, 'I been kissing em'
Atathus tells the raid, '/smack'
Rouan tells the raid, 'I'm lonely -('
Atathus tells the raid, 'Kissing them probably does more damage than your burn, all good Rouan'