Random Fucked Up Shit 24


Krinkle tells the group, 'jfc i cant aim tonight'
GUILD MOTD: Tordail - Do you like your pleasure in groups of nine? If so, send a tell to Krinkle for a raid invite. He's a master. How do I know? "Krinkle tells the group, 'jfc, i can't aim tonight.'"



Ariar tells the guild, 'how many feet is 50cm?'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'not many'
Truklin tells the guild, 'little over 2?'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'almost 3'
Clinopyx tells the guild, 'about 2'
Salya tells the guild, 'about 2 feet'
Tandaor tells the guild, '13 cm in a foot ?'
Ariar tells the guild, 'well that's how much snow is heading my way'
Nurmeister tells the guild, '2.5 cm per inch'
Rimwist tells the guild, '50 cm is closer to 1 1/2 feet'
Truklin tells the guild, '30cm/1ft'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'wow, i was way off...'
Elfarran tells the guild, '50 cm = 1.6404149947505 feet'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'hard to g et the calculmatator out for it'
Ariar tells the guild, 'rofl it's still alot of snow'
Lyrik tells the guild, 'Go google!'
Elfarran tells the guild, 'or a calculator lyrik...'
Stargater tells the guild, 'that is a close as you can get Elf?'
Erolyn tells the guild, 'that is debateable, if you are a man 3 CM equals 8 inches'
Elfarran tells the guild, '3 cm of dick at 100 mph is still alot of dick...'



Buvien tells the guild, 'BEWBS'
You say to your guild, 'NONE OF THAT TALK SIR'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'see you can say boobs in GC now!'
You say to your guild, 'omg no you can't !'
Paliel tells the guild, 'did someone say BOOBS?'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'lol'
Xircom tells the guild, '( o ) ( o )'
Renon tells the guild, 'ba-ba-ba-ba-b-b-b-b-b-b-b... ( . )( . )'
Garibay tells the guild, 'Booobs for the win'
You say to your guild, '/facepalm'
Tandaor tells the guild, '(.Y.)'
You say to your guild, 'you can't say "boob" in /gu during raids !'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'that's a dumb rule, lets kill tord'



Rive tells the guild, 'anybody want Vegetable Oil x76?'
Zugbuzz tells the guild, 'I might need the Vegetable Oil, me and Sassy might be alone tonight with no kids'



Zugbuzz tells the guild, 'I tried to help Liegh get a named spawn once, then i got a restraining order'



Krinkle tells the group, 'i always feel like the grp gimp cause i hover around 25 end using respite like a whore uses a dusche'



Aaeanas tells the guild, 'need 4 more warm bodies to put on 4 mobs. they do not attack you'
You say to your guild, 'Yes they do! And they'll EAT YOUR SOUL.'
You say to your guild, 'WITH KETCHUP.'
Tandaor tells the guild, 'there names are tordail too ??'
You say to your guild, 'Yes, Tand, I'm raiding myself. Mommy always said if I did that too often, I'd go blind. But I refuse to believe her! '
Tandaor tells the guild, 'hehe'
Tandaor tells the guild, 'im getting rdy to raid in a short amount of time'
You say to your guild, 'lmao! :p'



Saiyian tells the guild, 'If anyone has fantastic marrows or fantastic animal pelts.. i'll suck yo dick'
Leighah tells the guild, 'oh my'
Paliel tells the guild, 'omg'
Vorally tells the guild, 'gross'
Truklin tells you, 'heh'
Wamsham tells the guild, 'thats just a ploy...hell do it without the pelts'



Aabacus tells sishaman:2, ':)'
You tell sishaman:2, ':)'
You tell sishaman:2, 'kumbayaaaaaaaaah'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'kum what? is that a barbarian orgasm?'
You tell sishaman:2, 'yeah, felt good. wipe your face off, man.'



Bugso tells the guild, 'why do I think I missed some important part of that conversavtion about head?'



Wamsham tells sishaman:2, 'Mojo is the Brett favre of SI.'
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, '...'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'he showed u his dick?'
You tell sishaman:2, 'lmao'



Saiyian tells the guild, 'got the stuff needed to make a dancing-pole for my house?'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'and a disco ball would be great'
Aabacus tells the guild, 'sorry no stryrofoam here'
Buvien tells the guild, 'if ur were a real man u would have ur own pole'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'I have my own pole, its just not 10 feet'
Buvien tells the guild, 'thats what i am talking about...'
Saiyian tells the guild, 'I'm a foot short, sue me =\'
Charsi tells the guild, 'think you're confusing CM with inches'



Sydena tells sishaman:2, '*{ The Tentacle Terror Mentor }* is SLOWED'
Wamsham tells sishaman:2, ' The Tentacle Terror Mentor >> SLOWED'
You tell sishaman:2, '*watches sydena constantly outslow wam* :)'
You tell sishaman:2, 'where's my popcorn ? :P'
Wamsham tells sishaman:2, 'she just hits button sooner'
You tell sishaman:2, ':p'
Wamsham tells sishaman:2, 'she faster'
Kanamori tells sishaman:2, 'ha'
You tell sishaman:2, 'pretty rough, bein outslowed by a girl :p'
Kanamori tells sishaman:2, 'well, she's used to hitting the button, wam doesn't have the practice'
You tell sishaman:2, 'LMFAO'
Sydena tells sishaman:2, 'actually'
Sydena tells sishaman:2, 'i dont hit the button if i want it i got to sit on krav's lap'



Leighah tells the guild, 'that's cause it's been some time since you saw a pair of breasts'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'I'm panting just thinkin bout it'
Sandain tells the guild, 'uh'
Biers tells the guild, 'what was that leigh? I only saw one word......:)'
Zugbuzz tells the guild, 'did someone say...BOOBS'
Rocrocs tells the guild, 'no they said breasts'
Bellamorte tells the guild, 'who said breasts?'
Leighah tells the guild, 'Me'
Bellamorte tells the guild, 'o.O'
Leighah tells the guild, 'I'm sorry...'
Sandain tells the guild, 'atleast it isnt raid time, lol'
Endarion tells the guild, '...im suprised that, with as much as that word is thrown about...that the guys haven't lost an eye trying to get close to a pair...'
Bellamorte tells the guild, 'sry? wtf bbobs are awesome'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'god made them soft for a reason :D'
Sandain tells the guild, 'bbobs? Big Battery Operated Boyfriends?'
Bellamorte tells the guild, 'wtf sand lol '
Leighah tells the guild, 'rofl'
Endarion tells the guild, '...wow...'
You say to your guild, 'woah'
Bellamorte tells the guild, 'Ooo we woke tord up ;p'



Sydena tells sishaman:2, 'she's right under my ass'
You tell sishaman:2, 'send me a video'
Sydena tells sishaman:2, 'you wish'
You tell sishaman:2, 'so? 8('



Sydena tells sishaman:2, 'i am right behidn you'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'i like when syd gets behind me..cause u know roleplay reversal coming round soon!'
You tell sishaman:2, 'that ain't right )'



Charsi tells the guild, 'I see unshrunk people'
Norreck tells the guild, 'yeah i warned her i was packin'
Charsi tells the guild, 'fudge?'
Renon tells the guild, 'owned'
Norreck tells the guild, 'wench'
Drukorx tells the guild, 'hahahahaha'
Norreck tells the guild, 'dont make me pack your fudge little debbie!'



Sydena tells the guild, 'smooth as a babys ass if you go wax it and then you can get all the ladies!'
Dasgreif tells the guild, 'always wierds me out when I do an exam on a 50yo and she is bald'
Leighah tells the guild, 'rofl'
Eindar tells the guild, 'hubba hubba'
You say to your guild, 'AND the prize for stopping /gu dead in its tracks goes to ... DASGREIF'



You say to your guild, 'Same as before, tells to me if you get ported, tells when you're done. Group numbers are helpful.'
You say to your guild, 'BUT!! we're not goign to get ported, because you all love me and are going to stay away from goos. Right ? Right.'
Truklin tells the guild, 'im intentionally getting ported because you just said that'
Kravn tells the guild, 'love and goo kinda go together tord.'
You say to your guild, 'Hot'
You say to your guild, 'You and me, Neriak, post-raid, Kravn. Bring oven mitts.'



You tell sishaman:2, 'Vidas, booting you so Elf can get in for loot'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, 'ok'
You tell sishaman:2, 'easiest to find you and aab, at top and at bottom of the DZ window :p'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'well at least im not the guy on the bottom../ducks'
Kanamori tells sishaman:2, 'which makes it more ghey?'
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'oh so you perfer on top then Aba?'
Sydena tells sishaman:2, 'its only gay if the balls touch'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'no tits = no special sauce'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'cant believ none of u said "TMI""! bunch of friggin pervs ... pft'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, 'it's like the discovery channel in here'
Sydena tells sishaman:2, 'i thought being a perv was a pre-req ot joining the team'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'vidas watches discovery ..but only 'after midnight'../winks'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, 'lol yep'
Kanamori tells sishaman:2, 'hah'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, 'it's good stuff'



Rorandor tells the guild, 'hobbits are great ...they dont have to bend over to give a blow job....they the right height standing up lol'



You say to your guild, 'Leather Diaphragm .... who NAMES these items'
Biers tells the guild, 'is Leather Diaphragm female only?'



Saiyian tells the guild, 'Somebody help me.... Parthen keeps handing me a Jar of Clockwork Grease and keeps saying "get ready"'



Ariar tells the guild, 'Rim not back from bio'
Leighah tells the guild, 'tell him to shake it faster'



You tell your raid, 'Elfarran asked me for SHM loving. So I smooched him. Then he didn't send me any more tells. Why do they never send tells afterwards ?? :*('
Erolyn tells the group, 'Lol Tord'
Truklin tells the raid, 'maybe your really bad?'
Saiyian tells the raid, 'didn't do a good job =\'
Leighah tells the raid, 'wasn't worth it?'
Saiyian tells the raid, 'gotta really send the message home'
Akalee tells the raid, 'you need more training'
Rimwist tells the raid, 'bad breath?'
Shurely tells the raid, 'too much tongue'

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