Nurmeister says, 'tell me all your thoughts on god'
Tucas says, 'on god? well god is someone i only talk to when i'm in the middle of org.... err..... nevermind'
Parthen says, 'organizing ?'
Tucas says, 'Yes yes, that's it....'

Fiercebard gives Fippy Darkpaw some pointers as to Norreck's weak spots, like conversation.

Norreck tells the guild, 'congratz to BP, they are using the worlds largest tampon to plug the hole they poked in the bottom'

Rouan tells the group, 'First we start with a hummingbird, stuff that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a cornish hen, then put that in a chicken, stuff all that in a duck, then a turkey, then a bigger turkey...'
Rouan tells the group, 'Put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, then an eagle, shove it all in an albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a leopard! Put all that in a pterodactyl, and stuff it all in a Boeing 747.'
(Tordail's note: I don't know what the fuck Rouan was talking about, so here's a picture of an Ogre riding an ant. If I was that ant, I'd be pissed.)

Erolyn tells the guild, 'EROLYN RUNNING'
Aaeanas tells the guild, 'you sure on that one erolyn? looks like prancing to me'
Erolyn tells the guild, '/rude'
Norreck tells the guild, 'must have a thong on backwards'
Charsi tells the guild, 'Norreck wears his thong backwards?'
Norreck tells the guild, 'yeah'
Erolyn tells the guild, 'kinda funny with the illusion you have on and you say Im prancing LMAO'
Norreck tells the guild, 'right up my pee hole'
Mojokag tells the guild, 'that means- well nvm'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'hard to tell front from back apparerntly'
Charsi tells the guild, 'snap'

Leighah tells the raid, 'Tray would like some sex, beer, cookies and oil please'

Danille tells the guild, '10 secs'
Danille tells the guild, 'its late'
Charsi tells the guild, 'uh oh'
Ariar tells the guild, 'it's pregnant'
Apophis tells the guild, 'its pregnant'
Charsi tells the guild, 'Dani is pregnant'
Danille tells the guild, '8-/'
Leighah tells the guild, 'lol'
Rouan tells the guild, 'It's a boy Mrs. Walker, it's a boy'

Fiercebard smacks the fuck out of Norreck.
Truklin cringes.
Truklin poops in Fiercebard's boots.
Fiercebard sniffs his boots.
Fiercebard is happy.

Chopshopx tells the guild, 'Boy how soon kids grow up. Monica Lewinsky is 44 today. Seems like only ysterday she was crawlin around on the White House floor on her hands and knees putting everything in her mouth.'

Buvien tells the raid, 'I am a banana, I am a banana, I am a Banana, Look at me move, I am a banana, I ama banana, BANANA POWER!!!'
(Note to applicants: We all pretty much just smile and nod when Buv is around. It's safer.)

Truklin tells the guild, 'yes my english is good......how i need to help people*...much better'
Mojokag tells the guild, 'bad breath?'
Truklin tells the guild, 'probably mojo'
You say to your guild, 'Mojo, I thought we agreed not to tell him about his breath :( '
You say to your guild, 'He has fragile emotions.'
Truklin tells the guild, 'well the secret's out'
You say to your guild, '/sigh.'
Truklin tells the guild, 'and its not my breath /wink'
You say to your guild, 'Wash your gnome, then.'
Rouan tells the guild, 'his balls smell like taffy'

Aabacus tells the guild, 'my landlord griosses 50 million/year..yet hes slow to get things fixed and i neverr get to talk to him..p'
You say to your guild, 'Who the HELL grosses $50 million a year - aside from Bill Freakin' Gates ??'
Wheremi tells the guild, 'do you live in the White house?'
Ariar tells the guild, 'rofl Where'
You say to your guild, 'The white house LMFAO'

Sdrawkcabsti tells sishaman:2, 'so wwhat r we doing'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'im jacking off atm,,and you?'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, '/grin'
Sdrawkcabsti tells sishaman:2, 'ill join yah.. got cam?'
Sdrawkcabsti tells sishaman:2, 'yahoo?'
Sdrawkcabsti tells sishaman:2, 'tord jealous.'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'unless u look like britney or sumthing-NO'
You tell sishaman:2, 'omg i am not jealous'
Sdrawkcabsti tells sishaman:2, 'i could look like britney for yah aaba ;)'
You tell sishaman:2, 'oh. my. gawd.'
You tell sishaman:2, 'afk to scrub myself down with clorox wipes'
You tell sishaman:2, 'you guys realize that's going on the lmao page, yes ?'

Shurely tells the guild, 'I worked in Lexington once, but all the hills I got to see where at the topless bars.. '
Slickone tells the guild, 'small hills there then?'

Laotzu tells the guild, 'BTW folks, if you are having trouble seeing through the bushes, go to Display > Advanced... click off Radial Flora'
Laotzu tells the guild, 'Bushes will disappear instantly'
Danille tells the guild, 'the dwarf females learned that trick a while ago'

Rouan tells the guild, 'uh oh, everyone look out I am now that annoying Muppet that throws fish at people'
Nobody really knows why he likes to throw fish at people. It's usually safer not to ask Rouan questions.

Laotzu tells the guild, 'FOCUS guys... We're Fighting BRATH and the Internet!'
You tell your raid, 'SLOWED: Al Gore.'