Doatalginie tells the guild, 'i am officially awesome at sucking!'

Pumak tells the group, 'Finger Poke of Doom [HT] Sigorus the Veilcaster!'

Atathus tells the guild, 'One of friends said in one of the T7 raids, just easier to rez the tanks rather then even try to heal them lol'
Pumak tells the guild, 'lol interesting concept '
Slickone tells the guild, 'well we are good at that lol'
Parthen tells the guild, 'i bet Charsi won't like that strat ! '
Atathus tells the guild, 'Not at all...'
Slickone tells the guild, 'why? we use it now lol'

Norreck tells the guild, 'mmm i love sweet pickles'
Charsi tells the guild, 'I bet you do'

Jarlax tells the guild, 'alright why did we move here ? .....the ass spawn RIGHT HERE'
(Tordail's note: Jarlax was sadly killed shortly thereafter by an agro'd ass. /mourn)

(Shaman on Luclin) tells serverwide.crucible:1, 'i would emote a smile, but i'm currently playing with a ball gag i made today.'
You say to your guild, 'Wow, lol ) A shaman in serverwide goes "i would emote a smile, but i'm currently playing with a ball gag i made today"'
Atathus tells the guild, '....'
Poisondart tells the guild, 'Oh wow...'
Pumak tells the guild, 'im not sure what to say'
You say to your guild, 'LMAO everybody in channel was like ... um'
Atathus tells the guild, 'Did you REALLY need to tell us that?'
Pumak tells the guild, 'was it hard to make Tor ;)'
Lyrik tells the guild, 'Who makes their own ball gag?'
You say to your guild, 'Shut up, Pum!'
You say to your guild, 'Oh look, another hotkey!'
Atathus tells the guild, 'lol'
Pumak tells the guild, 'probably the same person who makes their own KY Jelly'
Lyrik tells the guild, 'Bahaha'
You say to your guild, 'LMAO He's a Vah Shir and he's going "*lays on back, bats at ball*'
You say to your guild, 'So screwed up )'
Keebz tells the guild, 'atleast u know it wasn't a returned one if u make it'
Lyrik tells the guild, 'You have issues with that, Keebz? =)'
You say to your guild, 'I"m against lube. Ruins the pioneering spirit.'
Tucas tells the guild, '..... what in the hell did i walk in on? lmfao'
Pumak tells the guild, 'nod thats what spit is for'
Pumak tells the guild, 'i said that out loud didnt i'
You say to your guild, 'Yes, yes you did.'
Pumak tells the guild, 'i love my outside voice'

Atathus tells the guild, 'Tower, Tower! lol'
Warick tells the guild, 'we have NO healing'
Norreck tells the guild, 'ballz to the wallz warick'
Norreck tells the guild, 'there is a wpn there that has my name on it'
Atathus tells the guild, 'Pft, you have keen edge, you don't need another agro weapon'
Norreck tells the guild, 'my ass'
Atathus tells the guild, 'Pft, slick's druid can heal the raid no problem'
Warick tells the guild, 'if you say your ass is an aggro weapon, I won't dispute it'
Hurachai tells you, 'lol'

Leighah tells the guild, 'I''m not a freaking canuck'
Apophis tells the guild, 'you are too, when you took my hand in holy matrimony, that made you a canuck'
Leighah tells the guild, 'that doesn't count, I was drunk'
You say to your guild, 'lmao'
Barnabus tells the guild, 'hehehe'
Ariar tells the guild, 'hahaha'
You say to your guild, 'Leighah 1, Apophis 0.'
Leighah tells the guild, 'ha over the years it's more like Leigh 876635270 and Apop 50'
Apophis tells the guild, 'you wish'
You say to your guild, 'Wow, he got 50 ?'
Leighah tells the guild, 'he gets a zinger now and then'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'stop giving him free pts'
Apophis tells the guild, 'speaking of zingers, leighah, it hurts when i pee now, thanks'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'o.0'
Apophis tells the guild, 'was hell of a zinger this AM'
You say to your guild, 'LMAO !'

Krinkle tells the group, 'i feel gay. im sitting in my room listenign to taylor swift all by myself.'

Filtiky tells the group, '2 sec early and it all goes to hell'
You tell your party, 'that's what she said.'
You tell your party, '(sorry lol)'

Sol Invictus: The only guild that can throw um, "eating," Spaghettios,
lawsuits and bathroom accessories into one conversation:
Tucas tells the guild, 'afk, warick is hungry, gotta make dinner'
Danille tells the guild, 'we know what your feeding warick'
Tucas tells the guild, 'that would take to long to do right, we'd miss the raid ;)'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'cyanide?'
Verminard tells the guild, 'he hasnt died yet so it must be good manure'
Ulison tells the guild, 'mother milk ?'
Tucas tells the guild, 'I give up! Brb ya'll'
Fuloo tells the guild, 'sounds like a cold dinner '
Verminard tells the guild, 'does it really take that long to heat up a can of spaghettios?'
Danille tells the guild, 'they being recalled'
Fuloo tells the guild, 'do you know the differance between the shower curtin and towlet paper?'
Norreck tells the guild, 'depends, maybe they left it in the can?'
Ulison tells the guild, 'tucas make always great dinners so its ok to wait'
Norreck tells the guild, 'towlet or toilet?'
Verminard tells the guild, 'if they being reclled i better hurry up and eat more so i can sue'
Norreck tells the guild, 'lol'
Norreck tells the guild, 'money whore'

Parthen soanks Tucas !
Parthen spanks Tucas !
Tucas says, 'wow, what's a Soanks? I've never been soanked before'
Parthen says, 'you'd like it !'
Tucas says, 'Oh would I now?'
Buvien says, 'it is like being te bagged....but u have a whistle in ur mouth'
Parthen snickers softly.
Tucas says, 'but i don't know how to whistle :('
Buvien says, 'all u have to do is Blow '
Tucas says, 'So you just want me to blow?'
Rezenya says, '....'
Oogolx says, 'duh'
Jguran says, 'no comment'
Tucas says, 'lmfao'
Oogolx says, 'maybe hum a little?'
Jguran says, 'hahaha'
Tucas says, 'I always thought calling it a blow job was odd... you don't blow.... you suck'
Fiercebard raises an eyebrow at Tucas.
Rezenya says, 'lolz'
Buvien says, 'suck jobs are good!'
Oogolx says, 'suckjob doesnt sound as good tho'
Tucas says, 'Maybe it would if people started saying it as a suckjob instead of a blow job'
Norreck says, 'suck blow hell either is good to me =)'
Oogolx says, 'true true'
Rezenya says, 'lol'
Tucas says, 'I mean, tell me guys... If i were to blow... how would you feel about that?'
Fiercebard says, 'seriously, wtf does it matter what it's called'
Rezenya says, 'cuz if we blew u wouldnt like it lol'
Jguran says, 'lets try and find out'
Buvien says, 'hell just lick it...all is good'
Norreck says, 'hmm blow soft or hard?'
Rezenya says, 'u would say wtf'
Norreck says, 'lol'
Tucas says, 'I agree rezy lol'