Ariar tells the guild, 'err I am man, I need facial hairs :P'
Ariar tells the guild, 'wt'
Leighah tells the guild, 'wait til puberty'

Leighah smushes Fiercebard with her shoe.
Fiercebard is very very gooey and possibly toxic, the shoe may not survive.

Krinkle tells the group, 'anyone know what were at?'
Tucas tells the group, 'in foundation'
You tell your party, 'no idea, i'm not paying attention'
Laotzu tells the group, 'hah'
Krinkle tells the group, 'what not where woman!'
Krinkle tells the group, 'god we need to revoke their right to vote till tehy can read'
You tell your party, 'bahahah'
Tucas tells the group, 'oh, my bad'
Krinkle tells the group, 'i should prolly run now!'

Oogolx tells the guild, 'grats chim chiminey chim chim chirroooo'
Chirrok tells the guild, 'Oog that nickname better not stick'
You say to your guild, 'Too late, it's going on the next LMAO Page update'

Danille puts Parthen in the chest and closes the lid!
Krinkle sits on the chest.
Parthen kicks and screams.
Fragtar cuts a small slit in the top of chest and farts.
Krinkle glues the slut shut so the smell cant escape.
Parthen dies.
Krinkle says, 'oops!'
Krinkle says, 'slit that is!'
Fiercebard rolls on the floor laughing at Krinkle.
Leighah says, 'omg Krink lol'

Wargnome tells the guild, 'was kinda excited to get my account back up! but i havent left the gh in 3 days lol'
Oogolx tells the guild, 'thats one of the downfalls of bein a warrior not much other then fistin yourself you can do on your own'
Atathus tells the guild, '.. *glare at oogolx*'
Oogolx tells the guild, 'lol'
Maneki tells the guild, 'even that you need to be pretty flexible'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'lol attas mad hes upgraded from fisting himself so he cant even do that anymore'
Oogolx tells the guild, 'max agi 4tw!'
Maneki tells the guild, 'i think it's dexterity you're looking for ;)'
Maneki tells the guild, 'that's stamina...'
Atathus tells the guild, 'More prone to orgasm, with more dexterity?'
Krinkle tells the guild, 'dex lets them hit the g spot easier'
Oogolx tells the guild, 'ignore? wtf without us ata youd have no reason to log into eq'
Maneki tells the guild, 'krinkle knows what's up :P'
Atathus tells the guild, 'That sounds more like the description of a skilled player than a zerker, oog.'

Narude tells you, 'i went canoeing...now i look like a pimple on a pimple on a baboons ass...'

Jipful tells the guild, 'Battle Staff of Torment'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'hey thats sexy jip whats that from? lol'
Ariar tells the guild, 'wow nice staff'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'ari.... lol'
Atathus tells the guild, '*snicker*'
Rezenya tells the guild, 'that just sounded so wrong on all levels'
Carackus tells the guild, 'haha'
Jipful tells the guild, 'Lol'

Atathus says, 'Leighah doesn't have a "happy". There is Content, mad, pissed, and fug it, I'm logging out. =D'
Sendaben says, 'Oddly, the same emotions as a cat'
Pumak says, 'ive see her happy..it was with the time with handcuffs and a bathtub full of jello..'
Nurmeister says, 'them red neck women will cut you down size'
Atathus says, '...'
Leighah says, 'jello?'
Pumak says, 'yeah dont deny it'
Sendaben says, 'Leigh is a pudding girl'
Atathus says, 'I'm guessing Pumak has a cardboard cut out of you, Leighah.'
Pumak says, 'there was the cross eyed midget with one leg too..but that might be saying too much'
Leighah says, 'I don't know if that's frightening, or flattering'

Filtiky tells the guild, 'and an FYI for some ppl... i have a special window where i can easily see all your names!'
Akalee tells siclass:1, 'thats called stalking Fil'
Filtiky tells siclass:1, 'yea... so?'
You tell siclass:1, 'lmao )'
Laotzu tells siclass:1, 'filt is a power stalker...'