Random Fucked Up Shit 10

Wamsham tells sishaman:2, 'auged up nowPalladium Doomherald Coif'
You tell sishaman:2, 'my name is Tordail and I approve of this link.'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'tord is runnign for state shaman'
You tell sishaman:2, 'mahahah could you imagine me pretending to be PC'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'he'll forecast peoples palms, impress the masses with his tarot deck and place ouiji board hexes on his opponents'
You tell sishaman:2, 'aabacus'
You tell sishaman:2, 'YOU ARE A SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER.'
You tell sishaman:2, 'that is all.'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'divine my future!'
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'i've been told you both need to get a room'
Kanamori tells sishaman:2, 'haha'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'oh! er i mean yer a necrord'
You tell sishaman:2, '*huddles in the corner with his voodoo doll* yes precious, they makes fun of us, but we knows the truth, doesn't we, precious? yes, yes we does ... they will never know precious ... my precioussss'
Mojoslinger tells you, 'What is it with you and the voodoo dolls? :) your actin like a creepy old dude lol'
You tell Mojoslinger, 'LMFAO!!'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, 'is that one of those blowup voodoo dolls?'
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'naa its an Innoruuk iffigy'
You tell sishaman:2, 'lmao'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'yeah it is vid complete with a nice rting to slip yer..well u understand'
Aabacus tells sishaman:2, 'its very precious to him indeed'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, 'rofl '
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'Tordail!'
Kanamori tells sishaman:2, 'hahahha'
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'Lord of the Cock rings'
You tell sishaman:2, 'you have your hands, i have my blow up dolls ... we play with the tricks the gods give us.'



You tell siclass:1, 'hmm, a beer is in order. afk a second.'
You tell siclass:1, 'back !'
Ariar tells siclass:1, 'wb'
You tell siclass:1, 'good here, got beer in hand )'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'wb'
Norreck tells siclass:1, 'damn!'
Norreck tells siclass:1, 'uh WB!'
You tell siclass:1, 'yuengling lager, you can have one if you want'
You tell siclass:1, 'but do NOT share it with any apps! *looks around wildly'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'when u said afk beer i said.... (........)'
You tell siclass:1, 'hmm. you said all that, huh ? how DO you pronounce .........., precisely?'
You tell siclass:1, '(a pause while rezy tries to figure this out)'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'that would be Grrr bark bark Grr!'
Aaeanas tells siclass:1, 'sort of like how do you keep a blonde in a constant state of confusion? tell her to stand in the corner in a round room'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'how do u kill a blonde'
Akalee tells siclass:1, 'dunno..do tell rezzy'
Rezenya tells siclass:1, 'put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a pool'
Norreck tells siclass:1, 'oh give her pigtails and tell her to swallow?'
Norreck tells siclass:1, 'oh...i was way off'
You tell siclass:1, 'wtf norreck ?! lmao'



Fiercebard tells the guild, 'what in blue lazes is Fun Ball ? dont answer that leighah'
Tucas tells the guild, '/evil grin'
Vidas tells the guild, 'charsi likes when you throw them to her during raids'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'hey its only one ball? not 2?'
Norreck tells the guild, 'well you can ask erolyn i hear he likes balls thrown at him'
Leighah tells the guild, 'clearly Fiercebard wouldn't have a clue how to make balls or anything else fun'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'hahahhahahhah'
You say to your guild, 'Well at least Fun Ball isn't blue'
Fragtar tells the guild, 'lol'



Krinkle tells the guild, 'if rez stones cost over 1k next exp im killing a gnome!'
Parthen tells the guild, '/glare'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'kill one even if they dont'
Leighah tells the guild, 'hey! lay off the gnomes, Krinkle or you're gonna find yourself nekkid broke and in Ak'anon'
Fiercebard tells the guild, 'like leighah does every friday night'
Leighah tells the guild, 'Ahh Parthen, you weren't supposed to tell'



You say to your guild, 'shush or i will make voodoo dolls for all of you !'
Akalee tells the guild, 'ruh roh...'
Rezenya tells the guild, '.....'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'blow up voodoo dolls at that =P'
You say to your guild, 'Shut up, Kana!'
You say to your guild, 'Woah, new hotkey.'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'i'll only take one if its a blow up of a DE female =P i don't want a Tordail doll'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'mhah'
You say to your guild, 'Shaman are good - though we have regrettably lost Kanamori and Mojoslinter to a terrible accident in Shaman chat'
Charsi tells the guild, 'dunno, have you seen those pics of Tordail in the off topic section? you might change your mind'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'what happened?'
Mojoslinger tells sishaman:2, 'Pics???? WHAT PICS?!?!?!?!!? ok spill it!'
You say to your guild, 'omg charsi *blush :('
Akalee tells the guild, 'lol'
Kanamori tells sishaman:2, 'heh!'
Vidas tells sishaman:2, 'don't think i should check out those pics'
Leighah tells the guild, 'the clerics have better ones if any of the ladies want'
You say to your guild, 'You died, Mojo. Horribly and Terribly, I might add.'
You say to your guild, 'omg leigh ;('
You say to your guild, 'new topic please ;('
You tell siclass:1, 'i swear to freakin' god, if my face gets any redder, i am gonna pass out'
Charsi tells siclass:1, 'lol'
You tell siclass:1, 'THIS IS YOUR FAULT, don't you lol me!'
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'why is it red? =P'
You tell siclass:1, '*gets out a voodoo doll'
Akalee tells siclass:1, 'stop slapping the doll'
You tell siclass:1, 'but it feels good :('
You tell siclass: 1, 'i mean!'
Charsi tells siclass:1, 'that what the kids are calling it nowadays?'
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'you better put this on the lmao page tord'
Laotzu tells the guild, 'Tordail dolls... soon to be added to Loyalty Vendor...'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'no wonders wipes happening, charsi's staring at Tord slowing things in his manly kinda way'
Leighah tells the guild, 'snicker'



Norreck tells siclass:1, 'i do not flirt with rez, she flirts with me!'
You tell siclass:1, 'moooobs ... /squeeze!'
Norreck tells siclass:1, 'wanna touch em?'
You tell siclass:1, 'yeah sorta'
Norreck tells siclass:1, 'they are "meaty"'
You tell siclass:1, 'i know, i saw you in Naked Norrathian Warrior magazine'
You tell siclass:1, 'goddamn, sometimes i even freak myself out'



You tell your party, 'sometimes i think mobs look at me and instead of a shaman they see like, an animal cracker with frosting on it ... and they think "oh tasty morsel, nom nom nom"'



Lorrien tells the guild, 'if you could really fly on a broom, I'd so ride a broom'
Narude tells the guild, 'u have one'
Lorrien tells the guild, 'flying broom would be awesome, it would be like a motorcycle that flies'
Whitebear tells the guild, 'yer inner Harry is showing, Charse :D'
You say to your guild, 'Heh people have asked for brooms, and flying carpets, and pointy hats for wizards, and capes, since The Dawn of Norrath :('
You say to your guild, 'I would SO roll a wizard JUST to have a pointy hat and a flying carpet or soemthing.'
Lorrien tells the guild, 'Norrath hell I meant real life'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'you know if they did give wizards pointy hats, they also include circle shaped glasses, as a tradeoff'
Lorrien tells the guild, 'hmm how would you accessorize for a flying broom'
You say to your guild, 'fuzzy dice?'
Tybehere tells the guild, 'custom handle'
Leighah tells the guild, 'lil streamers and cans on the back'
Leighah tells the guild, 'and flame racing stripe paint job'
Lorrien tells the guild, 'was thinking what kind of pumps but would have to be cfm boots for sure'
Whitebear tells the guild, 'stick an aerial on the ass end, and fly a fox tail from it'
Tybehere tells the guild, 'mabee neoprem pad to sit on'
Tybehere tells the guild, 'different color wisk'
Lorrien tells the guild, 'I think if you had a flying broom you'd have to go with cfm boots'
You say to your guild, 'what are cfm boots'
Draazen tells the guild, 'come fuck me boots'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'like you really need to ask?'
Lorrien tells the guild, 'yeah'
You say to your guild, 'If I didn't need to ask, I wouldn't have bothered doing so'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'it's the ones charsi was wearing while watching you do your manly slowing of the mobs'
You say to your guild, 'omg'
Whitebear tells the guild, 'lmao'
Jipful tells the guild, 'LOL'
You say to your guild, 'shush, this is not funny !'
Atathus tells the guild, '(but it's totally going on LMAO site, right?)'
You say to your guild, 'Shut up, Ata!'
Jipful tells the guild, './nod'
Atathus tells the guild, '=P'
Whitebear tells the guild, 'hot button, Tord?'
You say to your guild, 'Shut up, Barn!'
Atathus tells the guild, 'I think he has one for everyone in the guild by now... lol'
You say to your guild, 'Shut up, Ata!'
Whitebear tells the guild, 'hehehehehe'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, '.............'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'what the hell did i just join ....'
You say to your guild, 'oh wait for it, wait for it'
Atathus tells the guild, 'Still hits the "shut up ata" one the most. though *nod*'
You say to your guild, 'Shut up, Mojo!'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'hey Tord'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'GFY :P'
Leighah tells the guild, 'lol doh'
You say to your guild, 'Uh huh, uh huh *makes notes'
Atathus tells the guild, 'lol. It could be worse Mojo. You could have walked in on the gnome conversation.'
Whitebear tells the guild, 'he's trigger happy now'
You say to your guild, 'going to post on trial thread, brb !'
Tybehere tells the guild, '>>>>>>>>>>>!!!!!!.......SHUT UP OH SON OF MINE >>>>>>>>!!!!!!!<<<<<<<'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'that gnome one... /shudder'
You say to your guild, 'LMFAO TYBE'
Atathus tells the guild, '...'
You say to your guild, 'Someone is GROUNDED'
Leighah tells the guild, 'hehe'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'i dont know whats worse Ata a gnome conversation or a guild orgy ....'
Atathus tells the guild, 'Just don't unplug the computer!''
Atathus tells the guild, '... What about a guild orgy involving gnomes?'
Leighah tells the guild, 'a gnome orgy?'
Tybehere tells the guild, 'its a hk...have to use it once in awhile'
Wargnome tells the guild, 'wtf I'm in!!!'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'a Gnomorgy ?'
Kanamori tells the guild, 'you really don't wanna know what gnomes are used for...'
Whitebear tells the guild, '"oh gnome you didn't!"'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'i know what i use them for !'
Mojoslinger tells the guild, 'Punting!'
Atathus tells the guild, 'Something is seriously wrong with ALL of our mentalitys...'
Leighah tells the guild, 'perfect height?'
Wargnome tells the guild, 'they grow us short for a reason ;)'



Slickone tells the guild, 'a bear comes up to the river at his favorite drinking spot - sees a fisherman there - grabs him in a bear hug - the fisherman doesnt panic but reaches behind him and jerks the bear off - next day to be save the fisherman goes over to the other side of the river - the bear coming to his favorite drinking spots sees the fisherman on the other side of the river and starts waving him over ....'
Slickone tells the guild, 'true story - happened in tenn - fisherman was norreck ...'



Slickone tells the guild, 'when tucas and warrick were little coming home from school - warrick bet tucas a quarter she couldnt climb this tree by her house - so up she went - then her mom sees her in her room - counting quarters and asks her how she got them - she says warick gave them to me for climbing that old tree - her mom says he only did it so he could see your undies - tucas said - haha fooled him - i didnt wear any'



Slickone tells the guild, 'norreck walks into a bar - orders whisky straight - drinks it down and tells the bartender - celebrating my first bj - bartender says - grats have one on the house - norrecks says - thanks first one didnt kill the taste ....'



Oogolx tells siclass:1, 'aye he had to afk said he had the squirts lol'
You tell siclass:1, '... well thanks for that, oog )'
Clinopyx tells siclass:1, 'he's not responding in group chat'
Batta tells the group, 'he afk, bathroom emergency'
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'he trys hard though charsi'
Oogolx tells siclass:1, 'itll get better'
You tell your party, ':-x'
'and he's a nice guy. i like him'
Charsi tells siclass:1, 'yeah didnt say he was a bad guy just he needs aa and gear'
Akalee tells siclass:1, 'i hate the "oh hes a nice guy" sentences :P'
Laotzu tells siclass:1, 'don't mind Aka, just remember he's a nice guy'
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'you forgot the "he trys hard" that was first'
Laotzu tells siclass:1, 'and he tries really hard'
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'aka a nice guy? ha!'
Charsi tells siclass:1, 'that generally means he's not very attractive lol'
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'trys hard? or trys to be hard?'
Laotzu tells siclass:1, 'lol'
Charsi tells siclass:1, '"is he cute"? well he's a nice guy and he tries real hard 8P'
Tucas tells siclass:1, 'lmfao'
Ariar tells siclass:1, 'he has a nice personality also?'

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