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Best way to start shit in officer chat: Bring up Sarah Palin!
Laotzu tells (officer chat), 'oy, what a cluster of a raid night'
Krinkle tells (officer chat), 'agreed!'
You tell (officer chat), 'yar :\'
You tell (officer chat), 'yama says it's my fault lol'
You tell (officer chat), 'if that makes anyone feel better :p'
Krinkle tells (officer chat), 'im blaming Sks'
You tell (officer chat), 'i blame'
You tell (officer chat), 'sarah palin, global warming and kanye west'
You tell (officer chat), 'oh, and that little fucktard singer who can't comb his hair'
Krinkle tells (officer chat), 'rofl'
You tell (officer chat), 'what's his name ??'
Charsi tells (officer chat), 'not Sarah's fault 8P'
Krinkle tells (officer chat), 'justin beiber '
You tell (officer chat), 'haha'
Laotzu tells (officer chat), 'there's an odd couple. Sarah Palin and Justin Bieber...'
Laotzu tells (officer chat), 'Could base a sitcom on it'
You tell (officer chat), 'hmmm ... what would the title be'
You tell (officer chat), 'misguided republican MILF meets fucktard with messy hair'
Laotzu tells (officer chat), 'arctic cougar town?
Charsi tells (officer chat), 'how is she misguided'
Laotzu tells (officer chat), 'as Republican's go, I'd take Giuliani or Romney in a heartbeat. She's a bit lightweight =x'
...aaaand it just went downhill from there. :)



Charsi tells (officer chat), 'I want silence and dead raid named to be my refuge'
You tell (officer chat), '*wiggles eyebrows'
You tell (officer chat), 'i love it when you talk dirty.'



Lyrik tells (officer chat), 'I'm scared of the bards'
You tell (officer chat), 'everybody is, it's ok'



You tell (officer chat), 'i'm talking about being perma rooted and he goes "just run out of range"'
Krinkle tells (officer chat), 'ROFL what a noob'
You tell (officer chat), 'lol that's an insult to noobs everywhere'
Krinkle tells (officer chat), 'your prolly right'
You tell (officer chat), 'he is an absolute waste of space on a roster !'
Krinkle tells (officer chat), 'actually not a waste of space. hes like telling a 300 lbs black guy that kills ppl for a living you had sex with his sister bad'
You tell (officer chat), 'lmao !'



You tell (officer chat), 'oh no, he's usually pretty good about that sort of thing, unless someone breaks out the C word'
Laotzu tells (officer chat), 'coffee?'
Laotzu tells (officer chat), 'cake?'
Laotzu tells (officer chat), 'caramel?'
Filtiky tells (officer chat), 'canoli?'
Laotzu tells (officer chat), 'carrots!'
Krinkle tells (officer chat), 'labiplasty?'
You tell (officer chat), 'that is not a C word you idiot )'
Laotzu tells (officer chat), 'Krinkle is a cunning linguist /nod'



Diadustt tells (CL chat):3, 'wife is texting me, and i asked her to get under the desk'



Diadustt tells (CL chat):1, 'uggg my wife is gonna have me up late for the wrong reasons...'



Cheeta tells (CL chat):1, 'lack of sleep is catching up to me .. I blame Charsi .. She the Energizer Bunny .. She keeps going and going and going ... zzzzz'
Charsi tells (CL chat):1, '8P'
Charsi tells (CL chat):1, 'I had Cheeta and Renon up all night'
Krinkle tells (CL chat):1, 'kinky!'
Ariar tells (CL chat):1, '/gasp'
Laotzu tells (CL chat):1, 'very kinky =P'
Filtiky tells (CL chat):1, 'they run in shifts :p'
Charsi tells (CL chat):1, 'whats worse, they both finished and logged, I still wasnt quite there 8P'
You tell (CL chat):1, 'all of the sticky mess, none of the fun ?'
Krinkle tells (CL chat):1, 'hahahaha'



Akalee tells (CL chat):3, 'what i do with the rune btw? hehe i was gone for a week'
Charsi tells (CL chat):3, 'hold it'
Akalee tells (CL chat):3, 'i cant hold it..!'
You tell (CL chat):3, 'you should have gone before we left GH'
Lyrik tells (CL chat):3, 'Get a clothespin'
Akalee tells (CL chat):3, 'oh shit tord in channel'



Charsi tells (CL chat):1, 'running SI though there would be like running a pack of retarded wildebeasts through a river full of crocs'



Ariar tells (CL chat):1, 'goo goo gaa gaa eykuk yuk'
Ariar tells (CL chat):1, 'wt



Welcoming a new CL:
Renon tells (CL chat):1, 'and hoooooly shit, Laotzu is still sending me tells on what i'm expected to do'
Krinkle tells (CL chat):1, 'its easy. step one get on your knees'
Krinkle tells (CL chat):1, 'step 2 open your mouth'
Renon tells (CL chat):1, 'LOL KRINKLE'



Cheeta tells (CL chat):1, '15 mins raid instruction ... 2 mins to wipe ... Asking Charsi to repeat raid instructions ... Priceless'



Aaeanas tells (CL chat):1, 'i wouldn't say i do not hold water'
You tell (CL chat):1, 'actually aae, i think you hold water real well. i don't remember the last time i saw you say "afk bio" during a raid.'
Ariar tells (CL chat):1, 'he has a pot next to the PC'
Aaeanas tells (CL chat):1, 'no i do not'
Aaeanas tells (CL chat):1, 'called wireless keyboard'
You tell (CL chat):1, ':-x'
You tell (CL chat):1, 'i am never grouping with you again!'
Leighah tells (CL chat):1, 'rofl'



How Barbarians Get Made: A Discussion After Charsi's Death
You tell (CL chat):1, 'you guys ever look at a nekkid barbarian woman and see the animation posture they have, with their hands out in front of them ? It's not exactly a consensual stance. '
You tell (CL chat):1, 'so my question is'
You tell (CL chat):1, 'how do we have baby barbarians ???'
Leighah tells (CL chat):1, 'well Tord'
Charsi tells (CL chat):1, 'well Tord........'
You tell (CL chat):1, '*listens intently'
Leighah tells (CL chat):1, 'When a Mommy Barbarian and a Daddy barbarian meet and drink too much in a bar in Halas'
Leighah tells (CL chat):1, 'The daddy barbarian looks over, sees Charsi, and runs like hell'
Leighah tells (CL chat):1, 'Then Uncle Lao finds a baby barbarian in a basket in the Everfrost River'
You tell (CL chat):1, ':O'
Leighah tells (CL chat):1, 'now aren't you glad you asked'
You tell (CL chat):1, 'no, because it doesn't answer the question !'
Laotzu tells (CL chat):1, 'and then watches it drift downstream while he cracks a brell's ale =P'
You tell (CL chat):1, 'LMAO'
Laotzu tells (CL chat):1, 'one slightly less hungry dragon /nod'
Leighah tells (CL chat):1, 'he's a mean one, that uncle lao'
Charsi tells (CL chat):1, 'nah thats just how we sort 'em out in Halas, like Sparta'
Laotzu tells (CL chat):1, 'yah, except for sparta it works. The barbs ended up in Halas =P'
Laotzu tells (CL chat):1, 'you'd think they would have picked somewhere tropical... '
Charsi tells (CL chat):1, 'tropical eww'
Charsi tells (CL chat):1, 'too many bugs, swamps stink, and the skiiing sucks'
Cheeta tells (CL chat):1, 'then the young charsi grows up without love, creates a guild called SI and takes it out on all for she was never loved .. THE END '
Ariar tells (CL chat):1, 'so the reason there's a Tord, is that the dragon missed the basket?'
You tell (CL chat):1, 'no, the dragon saw the basket and said fuck you Lao, i'm not eating that shit'
Cheeta tells (CL chat):1, 'hehe'
Ariar tells (CL chat):1, 'hahaha'



Why we let Charsi die on raids so much:
Laotzu tells (CL chat):1, 'except for Charsi. She's entertaining when she's dead =P'



Laotzu tells (CL chat):1, 'Charsi is passive aggressive, without the passive part =P'
Krinkle tells (CL chat):1, 'rofl'
You tell (CL chat):1, ':p'
Charsi tells (CL chat):1, 'hey at least you never wonder where you stand 8P'
Laotzu tells (CL chat):1, 'yup, usually far, far away... out of arm's length =D'
Ariar tells (CL chat):1, '/nod'
Filtiky tells (CL chat):1, '/second the out of arms length'
You tell (CL chat):1, 'not me, i like to cuddle with charsi. she has nice ... tracts of land.'
Filtiky tells (CL chat):1, '/facepalm tord... '



Krinkle tells (CL chat):1, 'hey tord. i have something from urban dictonary for you!'
You tell (CL chat):1, 'YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH KRINKLE'
Krinkle tells (CL chat):1, 'this is the definition for nate. a sexual action performed by a man that involves having heterosexual relations and ejaculating vertically into one's own mouth, instead of onto or into the female. Also can be done as a solo ejaculation move.'
You tell (CL chat):1, 'Holy fuck Krinkle, THAT IS NASTY.'
Lyrik tells (CL chat):1, 'Thank you, Krinkle'
Krinkle tells (CL chat):1, 'lol your welcome guys'
Laotzu tells (CL chat):1, 'wow Krinkle. That was... er, tangential...'
Filtiky tells (CL chat):1, '/dump mind bleach'



Charsi tells (CL chat):1, 'welcome to 1-900-XXX-Chat'

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